I've finally discovered how to defeat them

ManoX · **I've finally discovered how to defeat them -** 07-23-2007, 05:06 AM

So you know how women always talk about how men will never understand the pain behind childbirth and then bust out some ridiculous analogy like putting your lower lip over your head? Well ladies and [mostly] gentlemen, I've lived the analogy.

today i was kicking it at this hip hop festival where they were holding some cyphers right, and i decided to bust out some cricket to mills seeing as it's pretty safe so no worries abotu crashing right. Now the problem is, it's an outdoors venue and in vancouver it rains like a mother fucker so i'm on wet vinyl. Well needless to say it wasn't ideal, and when i did bust out the mills i was losin control and for some reason my legs got a crazy split going, so much so that i had to just stop because the pain in my ass was unbearable. I had pulled a muscle in my ass, but not in the cheek, it was like right next to the hole and was hella painful.

so i get home today and i'm all like damn, i havent gone tot he bathroom in like a day, its time to poop. so iget to the bathroom and as soon as i sit down i get this sharp pain like never before. now i was already here and there was no way i was turning back (see white castle for mroe details on), so i had to do it. well i dont want tog et into too much detail, but let me tell you, i had to struggle with every inch and it was an abnormally big load.

so no disrespect to women, i love em all (okay probably just a few), but they have lost the right to ever say i dont know the pain fo childbirth, because they aint giving birth to no baby with a pulled cooch.

peace

flying_steps · 07-23-2007, 09:17 AM

Woo Speak The Truth Brother

T-Stunna · 07-23-2007, 09:32 AM

hahahahahaha classic

AK47 · 10:18 AM

Did you record the mills?

Edit: Also, aren't there things called Kidney stones that guys get? You pee out a some sort of rock I heard? I think that would be another instance where it would be more painful than giving birth.

[Sikk] · 07-23-2007, 03:56 PM

Lol I'm pretty sure a kidney stone is a build up of acid or something that turns into like a little stone and it blocks your...stuff? But yeah I think it's actually not as painful but it's close. And women choose to give birth. But that was a crazy ass story lol. What did you hurt, did you go to the doctor?

B-boy Jp · 07-23-2007, 04:06 PM

o_O sounds like a real horrible experience lol. But i got that ass cramp kinda thing before too lol.

ManoX · 07-24-2007, 12:29 AM

um i havent checked youtube for posts of it yet, and hell no i didnt go to a doctor, pfft over a pulled muscle? not likely

[Sikk] · 07-24-2007, 12:41 AM

This is your ass you're talking about. I think it's worth it.

Lengsavath · 07-24-2007, 12:46 AM

lol that would suck

Bani · 07-24-2007, 03:21 AM

The 95 (and counting...) Different Types of Crap

Ilustrado · 07-24-2007, 03:30 AM

dude thats nothing to be proud of....

flying_steps · 07-24-2007, 04:33 AM

ftw...i cant see the page...damn fuckin activeX

shigity · 07-24-2007, 06:45 AM

i sense hernia. you dont want to be pooping through your rectum lining

RingerINC · 07-24-2007, 09:31 AM

this thread is about taking a crap...

'nuff said.

Suspekt · 07-24-2007, 11:03 AM

Shitty deal man (No Pun intended)
Thats got to be like the worst story i have heard involving a mans ass that doesn't involve rape or violation

(LOL the google adwords for this page are talking about genital herpes pain....)

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ManoX Registered User Respect: 1 Posts: 134 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Surrey	I've finally discovered how to defeat them - 07-23-2007, 05:06 AM So you know how women always talk about how men will never understand the pain behind childbirth and then bust out some ridiculous analogy like putting your lower lip over your head? Well ladies and [mostly] gentlemen, I've lived the analogy. today i was kicking it at this hip hop festival where they were holding some cyphers right, and i decided to bust out some cricket to mills seeing as it's pretty safe so no worries abotu crashing right. Now the problem is, it's an outdoors venue and in vancouver it rains like a mother fucker so i'm on wet vinyl. Well needless to say it wasn't ideal, and when i did bust out the mills i was losin control and for some reason my legs got a crazy split going, so much so that i had to just stop because the pain in my ass was unbearable. I had pulled a muscle in my ass, but not in the cheek, it was like right next to the hole and was hella painful. so i get home today and i'm all like damn, i havent gone tot he bathroom in like a day, its time to poop. so iget to the bathroom and as soon as i sit down i get this sharp pain like never before. now i was already here and there was no way i was turning back (see white castle for mroe details on), so i had to do it. well i dont want tog et into too much detail, but let me tell you, i had to struggle with every inch and it was an abnormally big load. so no disrespect to women, i love em all (okay probably just a few), but they have lost the right to ever say i dont know the pain fo childbirth, because they aint giving birth to no baby with a pulled cooch. peace


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[Sikk] Knowledge at it's ugliest Respect: 9 Posts: 4,595 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 732	07-23-2007, 03:56 PM Lol I'm pretty sure a kidney stone is a build up of acid or something that turns into like a little stone and it blocks your...stuff? But yeah I think it's actually not as painful but it's close. And women choose to give birth. But that was a crazy ass story lol. What did you hurt, did you go to the doctor?
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ManoX Registered User Respect: 1 Posts: 134 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Surrey	07-24-2007, 12:29 AM um i havent checked youtube for posts of it yet, and hell no i didnt go to a doctor, pfft over a pulled muscle? not likely


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Lengsavath Member Respect: 1 Posts: 130 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bloomington	07-24-2007, 12:46 AM lol that would suck
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Ilustrado Member Respect: 1 Posts: 212 Join Date: Jul 2007	07-24-2007, 03:30 AM dude thats nothing to be proud of....
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Suspekt The Mad Mexican Respect: 1 Posts: 70 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Edmotnon	07-24-2007, 11:03 AM Shitty deal man (No Pun intended) Thats got to be like the worst story i have heard involving a mans ass that doesn't involve rape or violation (LOL the google adwords for this page are talking about genital herpes pain....)