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OMG hilarious breakin Joke :D:D:D - 03-30-2007, 03:25 PM

It was about a year ago when i first started to b-boy and i downloaded this song by Rhymefest you might know him from the kanye west collaboration he did quite a while ago. Anyways there is one of his songs who's name i dont know i just called it breakdance (didnt know what b-boy was back then) So anyways he raps about the 4 elements of hiphop but there is just this one bit that shits me up and it is hilarious for the people that will get it...

Anyways here are the lyrics the funny bit in bold. I have attached the song and sry if dont know get the lyrics right xD

INTRO
Alright, we gonna bring it around, dam dam underground.
we gona do a lil bit of the 4 elements of hip hop today
b-boying, deejaying, graffityng, mcing
------------(some random thing i cant pick out--------------------

1st Verse

This is for my people that like to breakdance
Toprock, poplock, busts?, handstands.
Show skills, windmills, spinning on their head,
something about Adidas and them tight ass pants
Hay Ho rocka call a doctor caus this kid broke his neck in a helicopter

HOW THE FUCK do you break your neck doing a helicopter... for those who dont know its like a 1 step xD also called cofee grinder... OMFG !!! If anyone can break their neck doing a helicopter will get a medal and a cookie from me....

I will be ataching the song in a minute it is taking ages to upload.




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03-30-2007, 03:56 PM

Helicopter related injuries are no joke yo!!!
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03-30-2007, 04:00 PM

i want a medal and a cookie. im gonna have to start practicing how to break my neck doing the helicopter.
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03-30-2007, 04:21 PM

in my country we call windmill
also a helicopter, so maybe that's
the explanation
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03-30-2007, 04:24 PM

Anyone know the name of the song
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03-30-2007, 04:41 PM

The song is whack imo


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03-30-2007, 05:10 PM

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Helicopter related injuries are no joke yo!!!
Yeah, seriously, look at the preview for the new movie "Grindhouse." Those things can be deadly




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03-30-2007, 08:48 PM

alot of ignorant people call headspins, flares and mills , helicopters sometimes.. my otehr friend actualy calls windmills... spinerooneys... its kinda embarasing..




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03-30-2007, 08:52 PM

^lol haha
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03-30-2007, 09:14 PM

spinaroonies or w/e they're called are cuz of that idiot booker t who combined a windmill with random crap that looks just gay.
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03-30-2007, 09:27 PM

umm those lyrics seem pretty familiar, i think that if thats the song im thinking about, it was in a cd of scribble jamz i got lol the link to download that cd was somewhere around this forum forgot where tho






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03-31-2007, 03:47 AM

back in old school days the 'helicopter' was a move where you put another person on your head and spin real fast and then you stop spinnin and they keep rotating on your head.

so it makes sense
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03-31-2007, 06:03 AM

Wu Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck (The Jump Off) Lyrics

[INS]
Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to welcome to you
All the way from the slums of Shaolin
Special uninvited guests
Came in through the back door
Ladies and gentlemen, it's them!

Dance with the mantis, note the slim chances
Chant this, anthem swing like Pete Sampras
Takin it straight to Big Man On Campus
Brandish your weapon or get dropped to the canvas
Scandalous, made the metro panic
Cause static, with or without the automatic
And while I'm at it, yo, you got cash, pass it
It's drastic, gotta send half to Dirty Bastard

[Raekwon]
Ayo, ayo
Waves is spinnin, blades is spinnin
Slay em in the eighth inning
Stay truck, god stay playin linen
Kill rap, observe the uptowns, ho, feel that
Mink jeans on, seen where the real at
2000 zitos, movin wit a ill ego
For real, for real, ill lines, ill people
Yo, bring it back, 9 more civilians
Pollyin deals, monopoly and bills
Y'all niggas lyin
Caught 300, lab look royal wit a mean stomach
Go broke, all seen, done it
Words from the heavy set
If I don't eat, then we already met
Fly ass bro, liver than coke

[Meth]
Now what Clan you know wit lines this ill?
Bust shots at Big Ben like we got time to kill
Niggas can't gel or I'm just too high to tell
Put on my gasoline boots and walk through hell
Wit 9 generals, 9 ninjas in your video
9 milli blow, semi auto wit no serial
Man metaphysical, I speak for criminals
Who don't pay they bills on time and fuck wit digital
Never seen, smoke a bag of evergreen
My sword got a jones, more heads for the severing
Johnny in the dungeon, takin all bets, throw ya ones in
Scared money don't make money, throw ya guns in

[Masta Killa]
That's word to Jah Mo, San Juan, Puerto Rico
Blowin hydro on a beach wit Tamiko
My gun bullet hollow for you to swallow
Blowin the nozzle, hear it whistle
One in the head, this is code red, man for dead
X amount of lead spray from the barrel
Heat clear the street like Connor O'Carroll
Fully equipped, rifles, banana clip shit
To make my niggas from East New York flip

[Bobby Digital]
Yo, you may catch me in a pair of Polo Skipperys, matching cap
Razor blades in my gums (BOBBY!)
You may catch me in yellow Havana Joe's goose jumper
And my phaser off stun (BOBBY!)
Y'all might just catch me in the park playin chess, studyin math
Signin 7 and a sun (BOBBY!)
But you won't catch me without the ratchet, in the joint
Smoked out, dead broke or off point (BOBBY!)

[Ghostface]
Wallo's comfortable, chocolate frosting
Your socks hangin out, yours is talkin
Rock so steadily, son, I'm still crazy
Sport my old Force MD furs in the 80's
Nat Turners wit burners, Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Taught y'all niggas how to rap, reimburse me
Rothsdale's, ruby red sales, Bloomingdale's, blocks
Ox tails chopped up in Caribbean spots
I'm nice, maxed out, creepin wit the ax out
Murder these bikini bitches, switchin with they backs out

[U-God]
Niggas wanna pop shit, I pop clips
Bitch, I'll put my dick on ya lips

Alabama split, hammer slay quick
That David Banner gamma ray shit
Shells in the mouth, jailhouse snitch
My powder voice, Snow White stiff
Verbal killas, gorilla grip
God body shit, puff Marley spliffs

[Cappadonna]
You might see me in a 6, that's not my style
You might see me wit a bitch, that's not my child
I be in the benzo, keep a low profile
Dead serious, take flicks and don't smile
Tryna get money, y'all cats is wild
I pose for the clothes, make a song like wild
I'm a chip off the board game, got sword game
Live life to the fullest, still want more fame
Darts on layaway, beats on standby
Outfits pressed up, ready for airtime

[GZA]
Run on the track like Jesse Owens
Broke the record flowin, without any knowin
That my wordplay run the 400 meter relay
It's on once I grab the baton from the DJ
A athlete wit his iron cleat in the ground
Wildest nigga who sprint off the gun sound
The best time yet still 7.0
Swift flow made the cameramen clothes blow

Lmao I told my friends about that and now it's like the most hilarious inside joke ever. We made like 5 different versions of it. Lol we're losers.




Just a bboy standing in my bboy stance...

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just be like:

"Bitch, lemme lay it down for you. This is how I roll, don't fuck with me or I'll kill you."

Then bust out a mad flare>airflare>dickspin>cockrocketmoosefucker combo and her mom will be all:

"Oh SHEIT!!!! KYS GOT SOME COMPETITION YO!"
Hahahaha lmfao
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03-31-2007, 03:05 PM

haha i kno i jsut look on youtube... spin-a-roonie .. it just a martial style windmill done to get up.. i dont even get how my friend gets continuous of those 0.ooo
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03-31-2007, 03:09 PM

my bad for the double post.. but i think u guys shud see this!! the annoucer is retarded
"break dances his way to his feet" wtf is that??

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