[shrapple]

Ok for all the fans of the story out there I now have enough information to conclude the story in a realistic fashion. I ask to the moderators to not delete this thread, if anything simply lock it. The end of the story goes like this.
We were at the part where B-Boy Lemon was thinking of his game plan and now has to do a set in front of about 25 people. Tupac is playing on a stereo and now B-Boy Lemon has to perform because he is in a battle with shrapple to expose him as a loser. OK. B-Boy Lemon begins with a *hug* pose, then he struts away while preparing to bust out into his godly toprock. He keeps a smirk on his face and let's out a little chuckle as he is strutting. He signifies that he knows the beats are coming and prepares for an explosive entrance. He gives a little smooch across the way to his opponent signifying his destruction. B-Boy Lemon then explodes into a raging B-Boy and spins clockwise while teching out his toprock and his hands. This is the face of a competitive serious B-Boy who knows he is a better bboy than his opponent Danny Shrapple. He then spins counter-clockwise pinches his shirt and pulls it away from his body signifying that he is more than just "alright" with the ladies at the party. The expression on his face let's everyone know that something BIG is about to happen. B-Boy Lemon is continuing his aggressive and energetic toprock hitting every beat exactly on time. He does an uprock and then busts out some nunchaku style moves with his right hand letting Danny Shrapple know that his time has come and his b-boy shelf life/career is coming to an end! He then does the classic Monkey Thinking Pose to throw shrapple off gaurd... it works... as now B-Boy Lemon is ready to pull the infamous deadman ninety used to end battles. He is ready to bust and focuses all his rage/hate/spite for this insect into the his right hand. He lowers his head and thinks back to all the tips that his Belgain Trainer gave him to get the most out of his deadmans. He then continues to rotate over realising his confidence in his deadmans is nothing to sneeze at he gives it an extra burst of energy to complete exactly 1.5 rotation deadman 1990. With the young Japanese mans confidence level now sky rocketed and slightly in shock from the spin, he looks up keeping his composure and mean mugs Danny Shrapple signifying that it is OVER! And I mean this thing is in the bag, over, bigtime. He then busts out in classic toprock autimatically showing that he has foundation, something Danny Shrapple definately skipped in the "how to become a real b-boy" chapter. B-Boy Lemon then looks like he is going to bust out in to a real high clockwise Thomas Flare but ends up tricking shrapple into thinking that and simply does a heelspin with a flare of style... He then does 2 techs, a 6 step, and goes back into the techs... only these are more than your average techs... This kids got it going on. The infamous flave of his style simply ruen shrapples kind and light hearted style. He continuous with the intermediate skill leveled techs while spinning to gain momentum for his finisher, only this set is far from over. He does a six step and now come the threads... only these aren't your average threads, he clearly has taken style from Benji and added his own unique spin to the moves. He does some more techs and then another sixstep, reverses his direction and it's just completely and utterly over, there is no way shrapple can recover from this much damage that B-Boy Lemon has done to Danny Shrapple's reputation. I'm talking about just drop the atom bomb on him now because his life has been destroyed. He does an airchair. Unpiked, full of momentum and held for the minimum 1.5 seconds it takes to be considered a "real" freeze. The Fat Bald White-Man's Jaw Drops in astonishment... The Crowd is stunned. Tyler throws up a little bit in his mouth from all the drinking and smoking. Ruen and Shrapple sit in place with absolutely no expression on their faces other then envy of this young japanese upcoming B-Boy Idol. B-Boy Lemon then turns away modestly yet deep inside is dissapointed with his performance as he couldn't find the sweet spot in his hip and inadvertantly did the airchair unpiked. Nobody noticed. Everybody begins clapping excluding Danny Shrapple & Ronnie Ruen. It's now shrapples turn. The music changes and Tupac is now rapping to a different beat. Since the battle is on carpet it is slower and less painful so shrapple decides to take off his shirt. Shrapple pulls his shirt off his torso and does an upside down counter-clockwise halfrotation 1990 only using his feet! The name STUNTMAN has been tattooed on his back for B-Boy Lemon to red. STUNTMAN has 2 red dots, 2 purple dots, and 2 yellow stripes to clarify that this man is OFF limits. Shrapple then does the classic toprock he learned from watching Poison before busting out in a power combo. The classic break the left leg and step over with the right foot. Shrapple then busts out into forehead windmills because it is easier then stabbed mills. He ends up only doing 21 windmills and is dissapointed because he was going for 22 (his age). He has never done this many windmills and has just been waiting for a real opportunity or excuse to go for as many windmills as he could. It's just windmill after windmill and concentrating on breathing and bursting when needed. He gets up and throws his hat down in a rage of fury that he didn't complete his goal, similar to B-Boy Lemon. There are a few claps as what he did although impressive, simply did not show any actual talent as a real B-Boy. B-Boy Lemon is now up again, only there is a complication. His cell phone just went off and his mom is on the phone telling him he needs to drop everything he is doing and come back to the hotel right now. Nobody noticed him have the conversation with his mom because they were watching shrapple spin on the floor. B-Boy Lemon yells to Shari to "TURN OFF THE MUSIC!" Shari doesn't understand what the problem is, so B-Boy Lemon walks over to her and explains he has school tomorrow and doesn't have time to battle anymore. Shari, says oh okay and turns off the music. Shari and B-Boy Lemon are standing there while everyone is awaiting somekind of speech. B-Boy Lemon still slightly exhausted from his set tells everybody that he has to go back to his hotel right now and thanks for having him at the party. Ruen yells back, why do you have to go, it's only 9:25? B-Boy Lemon responds he has other things to do (school in the morning and needs to get good grades because there's a big test he didn't study as hard as he wanted for in the next couple days). Shrapple says well nice battling you B-Boy Lemon, I had fun, respected you, and did my best. B-Boy Lemon then modestly says, yea man, wmetoo. B-Boy Lemon exits the apartment, Danny Shrapple puts his shirt back on and everyone goes back to having a good time. End.

Inspired by the actualy events, B-Boy Lemon and I had a little talk through PM's and he explained that school has just begun and that he needs to get good grades and is not going to practice b-boying again until October, therefore he is unable to finish our 3 round battle. I explained that I understood because I use to be in school, worked, and practiced breakdance all at the same time too and sometimes you need to get your priorities in check and breakdancing isn't always the #1 priority.
Here is a link to a Marky Mark thread for laughs
You Gotta' watch this, unbelievable...*pun

[superduff]

wonder if someone is going to read this....

[DnA]

Have you read it? I haven't lol nobody will, well let's just stop giving him attention

[-f spect-]

I read it.. pretty cool
common guys stop it and go easy on this guy..
I mean.. shrapple changed lately..

[DnA]

If he stops making hundreds of threads he's a cool guy... No I'm serious, he just needs to work on his tops, and used to be cocky like cock, so he made this bad reputation. Though I believe people can change, he has made some toprock improvement, so I think he's a pretty damn cool guy now lol

[Zulu Chibi]

What the HELL is the point of writing this story? I'm getting pretty damn tired of all this shrapple and lemon bullshit.

[B-boysacrednoob]

You need some vagina in your life....or penis... I don't know your perference....

[shrapple]

It is a simulation of what would happen if me and lemon were to hang out in real life.