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Pink Peppermint Handstands - 05-14-2004, 09:24 AM

Through-out a b-boy/girl's life, one must come to a point whether this "b-boying" thing is really worth the time effort effort and sacrifice, some may say "What dancing done for me lately?" A simple explanation for this Rapmasta is, I owe it my life. And yes, this is a true story.

Last evening after a new shipment of groceries found it's way into my fridge, cup-coards and pantry. I noticed a large bag of those big fucker pink Peppermints. Thinking it would be tasty and delcious, I proceeded to eat one.

Putting on some music just to chill out for the evening, I walked from room to room, Top-Rocking which sometimes comes instictivly; eventully led to my downfall.

I took an akward breath and ventilated my peppermint. I was choking, and no one was around expect for me and Run DMC. I tried to chough it up, and started to freak out; I tried everything. I couldn't get it out.

In a moment of frantic inhilation, I remebered my training for 1990
s; which I still can't do for the record. I've been improving my upper-body strengh by doing vertical push-ups against a wall.

With desicsions flying through my brain at a preverse speed, I went up on my hands agaisnt the wall....nothing happened. I began to hop up and down on my hands with the utmost dexterity (turns out you really can b-boy when your on the verge of dying)

Then in a clean "Pop!" it flung to the floor. Amazed and startled at what had just happened, I had a glass of milk and went to bed, throwing out the bag of Pink Peppermints on the way.

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05-14-2004, 09:30 AM

lol thats the dopest near-death story i've heard in awhile

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05-14-2004, 11:10 AM

Thats wicked awsome! , i think thats the best story ive heard in awile.
 

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05-14-2004, 08:11 PM

well i'm so glad you're still with us

keep up the good work- who needs heimlich when you've got inversions ?!!

you must have been a bgirl.... because the only moves that you pulled on me were heartbreakers

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05-14-2004, 08:39 PM

this is where you sue the crap out of the peppermint company and get millions of dollars and ship truck loads of money to the make Harry Popper rich foundation. And a couple of dollars to bboy.org and other bboy foundation. Glad your still alive. Peeace.

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05-14-2004, 10:57 PM

Dang, thats scary. Breakin to save ur life. I prolly would have just done windmills and died.

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05-14-2004, 11:22 PM

Dang thats a crazy story! Im definately gonna share that story with other peeps. How b-boying saved this guy's life.

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05-14-2004, 11:31 PM

haha...i find that kind of funny for no real reason...except that I do that with my spit all the time. Its the bboyin I tell you...makes you choke on everything...


anyways its good that your still alive...



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05-14-2004, 11:36 PM

wow amazing breakdancing saved ur life cool

< Serve that yo!

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05-15-2004, 12:52 AM

thats dope how dancin saved your life good reaction to glad your still alive

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05-15-2004, 07:57 AM

lol, score!

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05-15-2004, 10:40 AM

In the verge of dying huh?....seriously,it will work?.....mmmmmm...<------thinking something suicidal..

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05-15-2004, 02:08 PM

sounds more like a double edged sword to me... considering bboying got him into choking on the peppermint in the first place

funny story nonetheless.

 

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05-15-2004, 02:15 PM

glad u still alive bruh... if dat wuz me i would have hesatated too much and died.

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05-16-2004, 02:58 AM

wow man,

that kind of situation wont happen to me because i would have those lightning fast reflexes, and be calm.

and i am never alone


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