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Breaking News (not bboyin) -
10-04-2003, 10:36 PM
A press conference was recently held to discuss the new findings discovered out of Harvard University, where one does not end a sentence with a preposition.
This new discovery has been said to be 'the greatest discovery since pie'.
Dr. Y. Whal has made such a discovery to illuminate brilliantly the path ahead of physics' dim future, and spread a new light on its same dull history.
Many people, along with Whal are dubbing this new law of physics "the law of impossible inhabitants". This new law states, if ones parents never had children, it is proven that one will also, most likely, not produce offspring.
"It was a true mind boggler to me for the longest time," says Whal, "untill. . .BANG! It hit me in the frontal lobe, and I plumitted right off the john."
Whal states that this is a simple law, could be the one simple rule that leads to the understanding of every human being, and their place in the world.
"I knew it when the phone had begun to ring, I answered. . .It was my mother. . . She had called to tell me about how ignorant, and how utterly insane her neighbors were. . .'Blasting that aweful rap music, making weird noises, and spinning on thier heads. . .etc. . .people with the I.Q. inadiquate when compared to yours and mines collective hat size, should cease to reproduce.' It was only a few moments afterward that I came to realize." says Whal.
This is a truly ground-breaking discovery, and should revolutionize the way we learn and study physics and other sciences in general.
A.P. Alexander Cohulik
Last edited by murasaki0001 : 10-04-2003 at 10:43 PM.
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