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4/12/2002 - From Kid Knuckles
It was the usual Middle School dance. Ass was everywhere. Few battles here and there. I rolled up wit my gangsta crew-all 7 of us-to the door. We just chilled and battled and defeated every dance crew that showed up. Then my girlfriend came to the dance. We got our freak on and what not (I can't give u ALL the details =)) Then after a few slow dances wit my girl, my click wanted to give the school an exhibition that the kids will never forget so we begged the shit out of the Compact Disc Jockies-We can't afford a GOOD DJ- to play a tight dance song. He mixed Let's Get It with Put Yo Hands Up so I got out did my popping and pelvic thrusted this girl then I left. After Snowflake did his breakin' shit, he pimp-slapped me!!!! Now when that happened I was thinking WTF was this caucasian doing?!?!?! I taught him most of his moves and dared to challenged me!! I was pissed!! I took off my Du-Rag and Harlem Shaked him. I did the Carlton Walk to him, then I put his Ambercrombie (..ewww) shirt over his head then I put my arms in his shirt and started shaking. Then if that wasn't bad enough, I pretty boy-ed him then gave him a dirty look. As my finisher, I did a suicide, did a chinese get-up and came back up with the Shake with the heel-toe. Snowflake was DEAD SILENT he couldn't beat that. Everyone went OHHHH and they looked like they was thinking "DAY-UM!!! He GOT BURNT!!" Afterwards I got my pelvic thrusts in some girls adn got countless numbers! Props to Spanish Fly and 00Negro. STL is #1
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Oh man I dont know why i laughed so hard when I read that. Maybe because its 3:45am, or maybe its because it was about some kids adventure rolling up to his middle school dance 7 deep (on bikes? in moms minivan?) to pelvic thrust some girls and get countless numbers. Its probably the funniest thing I have read in a long time lol.
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