Damn Every Last Redneck On Earth To Hell!!! -
09-27-2003, 01:04 AM
yeah ok, went to my school football game...watched 2 rednecks fight...then watched two more rednecks fight
after the game, watched a redneck puke on our dean's shoes.
riding home from the game, pulled up to a truckload of rednecks and they started talking shit...i leaned out the window and said "i would not get up, i would dance on my back, throw my legs up in the air like i don't care, and wave them from side to side, then i'd bust into a windmill....then right into a backspin" they said "fuck your short little ass" and then i said "pickles" (10X)
i was just thinking about how i hate them, and wanted to know if ne one else goes through anything else like this. it might just be me since i live in the south. but i don't think you could truly undertand how annoying they are unless you lived down here.
so does ne one got any redneck stories??
i dont think you should say redneck in generals..kinda a stupid statement to make
i know a few dudes here that are rednecks but there cool as hell
"If the moon and the stars would collide in the sky, and hip-hop was about to die, would you arrive at the mic and battle all these wack rappers together, till the last days a rap we be tougher than leather"
- Elevate your mental state, whoever said knowledge is ability was a genious -
yeah i got some redneck stories well i dunno if you'll consider them redneck.
once i took my dads rider lawn mower, took it out on the road, put it in reverse 7th gear, got goin like 10 and jammed it into drive, i busted a sick ass wheelie, it was like 3 ft hight which is nuts for a little lawn mower, than i was blowin donuts with it.
than theres my wheelies with my uncles beartracker. yeah there sick!!! thats such a great machine.
alright maybe i didnt have as many redneck stories as i though, but oh well.
