Hmmm....mine would have to be the timeI was at a band adition. My friends and I were bored so we started breakin. A fat women walked up and started to videotape me doin mills. This was when I was really new and I kicked the camcorder straight out of here hands. It flew through the air and hit a tuba, were it was smashed to peices. I didn't want to pay for it so we all got up and ran.
Ok although I have farted many time during breakin' (I think it might be inevitable) those aren't my most embarrasing moments.
The most embarrasing moment for me was last year my crew was performing at a benefit concert and the upperclassman dude insisted on using mats so after this band came off the stage we had to spend 5 minutes just setting up mats in like dead silence. You know how in movies how whenever there's a really funny/embarrasing part how someone in the audience coughs and other than that there's no sound at all? That's what it was like and I was just standing there waiting for the music to start so I could break.
Also in that same performance, we were sort of losing material fast and losing the audience so I tried a headspin on the mat even though I had never gotten over 2 rotations. Hahaha I barely moved at all and no one clapped.
Faces glint in snake-eyes light
The iron is as black as right
Our blindness is as wrong as sight
Our protest is as soft as might.
Let us conjoin
My quiet friend
You gleam so pretty,
And fatigue has made my four o’clock
A chronological error.
Until you realize,
Small and opaque
This world is just a shell.
That's actually pretty hilarious. I could see it get all quiet, and the whole school is just sitting there while you guys put mats up. LOL. That's friggin' funny.
"You gotta be fucking dumb to die from headspin. lol you gotta like.. work against your natural instincts to stay alive."
-Vice President(funny stuff)
"Never again would I close my eyes
And walk through the dark backwards blind"
-Ja RULE
probs wen i was doin it at a party n i tried a windmill, dunno y cos i cnt do them, lol, and i kicked a cd rack and all the cds fell on me 200+ plus cds lol alot of them broke or the cases broke as well
wen i was first getting mills all my non bboy friends wanted to see something in the school gym. i was a little nervous cus i wasnt ready and i had never performed in front of people b4. i started doing them and on the 2nd rotation i lost momentum and i hit my knee on the wood floor. it was loud as hell. everyone in the gym was laughin at me. never want to relive that again.
"you like an eclipse, always tryin to block my shine"
-Bboy Skip
OMG i just read the posts here and shat myself almost with laughter...farts are well funny.
Anyway not a minuite ago, i went and did a handstand (the dudes here mentioned them and that got me thinking) and there's rennovations going on at my house, so there's shit everywhere..So as i went up i held it for about 2 seconds, then fell over and snapped my leg on this box. I got up, only to see the word "fragile" scrawled on the box....i checked inside, it seemed okay.
Now i'm praying to the bboyin gods that nothing is broken....SAVE ME DO-KNOCK!!!
Peace
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the most embarrasing moment I had was when I was at a pep rally at my school battling some wac dude I busted about 4 flares then I tried to go into an airflare and I kicked myself in the nose. I got blood all over the floor and all the juniors and seniors laughed only a few people clapped. But I won anyway
I was doing head and shoulders, but trying them as fast as i could and kept going in this tight circle of the trick over and over, and i accidently knocked over a speaker -- with like 10 soda cans.
Or a coffe grinder, and catching your arm with your leg and falling on your face -- rough.
this aint bout breakin but i had to say it. just recently i was helping my friend in ROTC class wit the rifles and i did like the easiest rifle spin, only i didnt know i was under the door sil(or wutever u call it) and it bounced off and hit my mustache area and split it open. it was in the ordinance room so only 2 ppl saw it but i looked really stupid and when i smiled it opened up like a pussy. the nurse told me 2 get stiches but f*ck that.
