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You know you're a bboy/bgirl when... - 03-30-2009, 11:32 PM

I don't think this kind of thread has been made before, but I decided to take a break from my loooong essay with this lol.

You know you're a bboy/bgirl when...

-You have callouses on your inner knuckles
-You push open doors with your inner knuckles
-You make your pencil do headspins when you're bored in class
-You waste time making these types of threads
-You get angry when someone mentions 'breakdancing'
-Your non-bboy friends ask you when you're gonna go on ABDC
-The 'recommended for you' section of youtube is filled with bboying vids
-You use the words 'sick, dope, tight, fresh, raw, killa' on a daily basis
-When you buy new shoes, you bboy in them to see if you like them
-Over 50% of your facebook pics are freezes or other bboy pics
-Your wrists are always sore
-You own a pair of converses or puma suedes
-You don't eat lunch during your lunch period; you practice instead
-Your daily schedule is only sleeping, eating, and bboying
-You hate carpet
-You know that the headspin is not the hardest move in 'breakdancing'
-You hate it when a non-bboy asks you if you can headspin
-Your bboy name is your screen name for pretty much everything
-You are procrastinating on bboy.org
-You hate it when non-bboys think the windmill is the flailing of the arms like a windmill
-You have a bboy pic as your desktop background
-You have a whole playlist on your ipod dedicated to bboying
-Whenever you see/hear something that you think is cool, you say 'mad props' or something like that
-When non-bboys who know you always tell you to bust some moves
-Whenever people ask you to bust some moves, you say where's the music
-You bboy more than 1.5 hours every day
-You have bruises on your shoulders and hips
-You have more clothes representing your crew than any other brand
-You have to buy new shoes every 3 months
-You hate it when n00bs say you're 'cwalking' when you're toprocking
-You hate it n00bz0rz think that the only moves in 'breakdancing' are headspins, handstands, air flares, and windmills
-Whenever someone says 'red bull', you wanna ask them if they bboy
-You do blowups/freezes whenever there's space
-You wish bboying is an olympic sport
-You're most likely asian
-You dream about bboying
-You've lost track of how many battles you've won/lost
-You often have your facebook status as "OMG WOOT X ROTATIONS OF -insert powermove here-"
-Your ipod is filled with bboy vids

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03-30-2009, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by ElmoEatsEmos View Post
-Your bboy name is your screen name for pretty much everything
So your bboying name is b-boy elmo-eats-emos?

lol nice idea though, most of that is true. I'll try to come up with some later

 

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03-30-2009, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Bboy KenKen View Post
So your bboying name is b-boy elmo-eats-emos?

lol nice idea though, most of that is true. I'll try to come up with some later
Nah lol. I just find this name amusing, so it's my sn for a couple of things.
 

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03-30-2009, 11:44 PM

You gots bumps on your shoulders elbows and knees.

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03-31-2009, 12:29 AM

You live with your wife and ten kids in a car, stuff your kids in your trunk, and live off of welfare.

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03-31-2009, 12:32 AM

You make threads about waffles.

You respond to threads about waffles.

You post about responding to threads about waffles.

You eat waffles.
 

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03-31-2009, 01:47 AM

Lol Im pretty much agree with all of that nice thread.
 

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Talking 03-31-2009, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by Syrenz View Post
You make threads about waffles.

You respond to threads about waffles.

You post about responding to threads about waffles.

You eat waffles.
What's funny is that because of that waffle thread I thought that flow wolf was gonna say "waffles" instead of "welfare"....

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You live with your wife and ten kids in a car, stuff your kids in your trunk, and live off of welfare waffles.

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03-31-2009, 02:15 AM

when... you challenge your teacher to a battle for that grade bump.
 

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03-31-2009, 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by ElmoEatsEmos View Post

-When non-bboys who know you always tell you to bust some moves
-Whenever people ask you to bust some moves, you say where's the music
these are the most common to me :O

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yea mister bboy jus wanted to show off his bod..i applaud ur muscularnessnessness
 

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03-31-2009, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by ElmoEatsEmos View Post
-You're most likely asian
tht made me laugh lol

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03-31-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Fidget View Post
What's funny is that because of that waffle thread I thought that flow wolf was gonna say "waffles" instead of "welfare"....
lol
 
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03-31-2009, 11:14 AM

-You get angry when someone mentions 'breakdancing'
-Your non-bboy friends ask you when you're gonna go on ABDC
-You hate it when a non-bboy asks you if you can headspin
-You hate it when non-bboys think the windmill is the flailing of the arms like a windmill
-You have a whole playlist on your ipod dedicated to bboying
-Whenever you see/hear something that you think is cool, you say 'mad props' or something like that
-When non-bboys who know you always tell you to bust some moves
-Whenever people ask you to bust some moves, you say where's the music
-You have bruises on your shoulders and hips
-You hate it when n00bs say you're 'cwalking' when you're toprocking
Agree with all of this, especially the first one.
 

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03-31-2009, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by Mr.Bboy View Post
these are the most common to me :O
yea those are also my most common ones...it can get real annoying b/c unless I alrdy stretched and warmed up I'm likely going to hurt myself by just listening to them whenever they want (as I know from experience lol), they don't want to see you warmup they want to see you bust out some flips and mills...
 
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03-31-2009, 02:56 PM

All tht sht is so true man, im goin to put this on my myspace bro

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