........so u cant hold urself b4 tha collapes....u dont even have to hold urself up just start on ur knees have ur elbows in ur gut (stabbed) and kick ur legs up and kick ur leg under and roll ur sholder i suggest getting a video like mike garcia if u want i hear theres a bootleg on limewire look up how to breakdance vol. 1 thas where i started and windmillz take time dont trip ..........................
ass tapping big booty slappin windmill spinnin bling bling spendin
~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~The Basics Of a Player ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~
1. Act cool theres no reason to get shaky just act yourself if u act lika moron ur not gonna get shit so be yourself!!!
2. Use humor ur advantage . always bag on em that way u dont seem lika pussy who cant get a date somewhere else but make sure its NOT Too offensive
3 one liners ya....... DONT USE THEM unless ur using them as a joke to break tha ice AFTER uve already started talking to her cause 9 out of 10 they gunna say no just start a conversation with a hi wats ur name
pick up lines:
"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"
"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong."
"Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"
Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee" - submitted by Allen (fixed by WEEDMAN)
"Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in..." - what a classic
"Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted" - submitted by Barry Thickk
"You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!" - submitted by "The Richmiester"
"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"
"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get" - submitted by B.J.F
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you" - submitted by B.J.F
"Wanna go halves on a bastard???" (Non-serious) - submitted by NeoPlasmaX
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"<<<<one of my favs >>>>>>>>
First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!" - submitted by Jason
"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."
"I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet."<<<<<<one of my favs>>>>>>>>
"Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"
"Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?"
"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."
"What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?" - submitted by DZINERLUV
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it". "
"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."<<<<<<<<one of my favs>>>>>>>>>>
"Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. "
"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "
"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "<<<<<<works>>>>>>>
"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."
"What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?" (smile and wink)
"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."
"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"<<<<instant laughs>>>>>
"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"<<<<<cheap>>>>>
"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never".
"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
"you say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "
"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "<<<<fucked up>>>>
"When God made you, he was showing off."
"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "
"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. "
"I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."
"Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you."
"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "
"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "
"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. "
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"
"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!"
"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
"Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?"
4.if a girl EVER says ur just NICE most likely they dont wanna date you just move on to the next girl
5.Dont Be afraid to get shot down cause 1 out of 100 ur gunna get shot down but dont even care just move on to the next girl
6. DONT BE A WUSS!!!! if u act like there the only one in your life than ur screwed they'll think ur a loser act like u have some many girls chasing u that wen u open ur door to get ur news paper u have to bring an ugly stick to back dem bitches up
7. never and i mean NEVER!!! pay for anything even if they say they lost theyre perse enstead of saying oh ok say gezz woman do i look like im made of money? go give some guy a bj u aint getting a dime! well ya but be less offensive
~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~FOR EXTREME CaseS!!!!!~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~
1. write down everything ur self consious of and pretend ur on a date and they bring it up make up a joke for EVERY one
2. write down 10 sentances that break the ice and starts the conversation
3. NEVER suck up!!!!!!!!!!!
4. GET OVER IT U LIL GIRLY MAN
~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~-COLOGNE-~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~
we have hormones in our bodys and when we sweat it releases those hormones and tha best plces to put u cologne is where ur hormones are released hence tha reason why people who have tha same cologne on smell slightly differant because theyre not wearing tha same hormones get it? good......
1 wear something nice and smells good
2 picking a good cologne means 3 things 1. u like tha smell 2.you know if u wear it u'll smell good and girls will think u smell good 3. u really like tha smell cuz ur gunna be smelling it for awhile
places to put ur cologne on~~~~~~
1. neck
2. wrist
3. underarms
4.behind ears(if u have spray, spray on finger an RUB on)
~LESS IS MORE ~
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DRESS to IMPRESS
moves im workin on:<-----happy?
swipes
backspin(psht who cant)
windmill(almost)
pike(neds improving
freak dancing d^_^b~
running hallow
inverts
head hallows
FAv QoUTeS: LiVe FoR ToDaY F!cK ToMaRrOw
WHATVER SPINS UR WINDMILL idont no who said this but thas wow....
Quote:
Originally posted by Bboy-BaNsHeE
FAGGOT, ur mills prolly suck, great guide i applaude u
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Cant Get Mills Down!! -
06-26-2004, 09:58 PM
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