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2009 FRS Text KOBO - 02-17-2009, 01:17 AM



Competitors:
RingerINC
Elbee
BboyPoundO
VerbTech
Roc
Tuddles
Diamond
_-=FiRe=-_
Anaktix
Zodiak Stizo
AJTL
Khaled
Spellbound
Voyce
Bizzare_101
JRod

Rd. 1 Battles:
JRod vs. Elbee
Voyce vs. Bizzare_101
Spellbound vs. AJTL
VerbTech vs. Tuddles
BboyPoundO vs. RingerINC
Khaled vs. Roc
_-=FiRe=-_ vs. Anaktix
Zodiak Stizo vs. Diamond

Round 1 threads will be up shortly.
 

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02-18-2009, 05:13 AM

Round 1 Summary

JRod vs. Elbee
JRod
i will slaughter this malaysian, like they do to an asian cattle
hide in shadows, scared like the chinese in a mongolian battle
your rapping is bad for the asian community like miley cyrus
your being sent head first to your death like a kamikaze pilot
beating me is like using an arrow without having a bow
your midas mould is nothing but raps version of fools gold
i destroy people of your talent with poundings i give with malice
you got outshined on the mixtape by everyone even by khaled
ringer must have been crazy, this is like stealing from an old lady
never going to get past the first round, your raps tracy mcgrady
so give up the act, your nothing but a fake, a computer geek
dont need a eight ball to know that your future is looking bleak

Elbee
Prepare for heartache, homie your raps are garbage
only time your pushin' buttons when your at the arcade
I'm the best at dropping text, I flex the hottest raps
only Rod I know on some dope shit is alex rodriguez
His punchlines never hurt, they are always soft
even Jmac beats him, thats why he's called J's Rod
no way he moves weight, we can tell he aint strong
he tried to be a Jroc imposter, but spelt the name wrong
and dont get sidetracked, everytime he says hes a nice cat
he's just fooling himself, even his bars scream,"I'M WACK!!'
in truth you're trivial, in fact I bet you look abysmal
you shave your leg hair just to use'em for some voodoo ritual
ya should just drop out, and go back and practise
cuz we dont need another 16 lines to reaffirm your wackness

JRod advances by votes, 5-0

Voyce vs. Bizzare_101
Voyce
My intro will have this sucker beat, luckily this shmuck can duck defeat/
Bizarre's writs fuckin’ suck to read, he's 101 cuz his english Intro-duc-tory/
So spit the round one I dare it, kid you’ll jus’ be losin’ merit/
I’d feel like a loser too, if my mom decided to name me DERICK/
I can get you easy like dikes, I make ever-y wrong ever-y right/
Bizzy can’t get his own name, while I get’s Bizzy ever-y night/
You jus’ stupidity right? You write like how cavemen learned/
You must of thought “gay sex” was the same as “Lehman’s” terms/
Wishin’ you can speak what I free, think in a minute what you think in a week/
Cuz the speech that I preach, will have this geek readin’ then weepin’ till he feenin’ to sleep/
Git what I mean….I’ll leave it at 6, if I bring it to 8 this debate will be askin….
At this rate I’m bashin’….readers? I guess it’s time to stop laughin’/

Bizzare_101
i'm a blow this bitch up, like a storm trooper I'm throwin granades
voyce is the ace of all trades, included lead marcher in gay parades
i've sat here n watched this kid ride Angels dick for how many years, shit
that dogs out there making cds, and this cat cant produce one hit
dont get me started on his scripts their over played and too over done,
hell if i spit like i voyce i too would feel dumb, autisim just cant be fun
self perfected but his level of perfection is weak, definitly nothing unique
reason i got mixed with you is cause ringer wanted to show you technique
like an antique this kids too easy to break, just gotta give him a shake
but its too bad lines like these tend to cause disatorous quakes


Voyce advances by votes, 5-0

SpellBound vs. AJTL
SpellBound
You shouldn't of entered kid, prepare to lose bitch
Check the news, Stimulus is all talk but won't do shit
Seriously dude, drop the mic and quit makin tracks
The only thing you accomplish is a stimulus to hating rap
All your feedback is "Well, at least the beat is nice kid
Dropped early cuz shit's still wack if you take a week to write it
You play ball? Well ridin the pine's all your bound to do
You must really suck, everyone touchin the net's clownin you
Not much of an athlete stalkin the web, he's a hackin whore
Tried to crash the boards cuz he has no chance to score
I heard he wanted an audio tourney, he wants to spit again
Why? To prove your lyrics suck and you can't deliver em?

AJTL
They gonna say im hellbound once I tear spells bounds
he did us all a favor when he stayed the hell out
of the F-R-S, where the best come to spit
no wonder he left, its cuz his best aint shit!
but oh no look, mr monotone is back
when this motherfucker raps, he sounds like Shaq
his delivery is whack, its sorta like digiorno
put him in a room full of guys, you got a porno
he says he quit rap, I think he got it backwards
rap dont give a damn about a spellbound bastard
the fuck at your name, disney gave it to you?
you suck at rap, thats a fact, nothing that you can do
atleast you rock a funny avatar, shit
funny how it labels you a fucking hypocrite!
ya not spellbound ya failbound, thats truth
flip a coin for the battle, heads I win, tails you lose


SpellBound advances by votes, 5-0

VerbTech vs. Tuddles
VerbTech
Before our fists tangle, leave this bitch rattled in his first and last diss battle/
if your verse is as wack as your sig, then im gonna leave your liks mangled/
my scripts strangle, yours tired and old like a million dollar sleeper hold/
after a week or so, the loss will turn EPo to emo then he'll bleed his throat/
the weakest yo, tuddles, pussy name like a pet cat, can you explain that?/
we do say that, “sounds like A-nak” but your texts effect just like Jmac/
yea I said that, lose the ego, audios good but they aint that special?/
big head so wear shirts upside-down so you don’t stretch the neck holes/
ya got wrecked bro, ill smash your verse like hulk and leave bruises/
punches im usin has your body flip more then your family reunion/
im fuckin abusing you dude, so just be ready for a heartache/
you stink up the place, even your avy has that “did you fart?” face/
it’s a Kart race, Toadstools in last place, the game is over now/
I can’t believe I just battled midget kickboxing’s poster child/
My sword style is getting the best of him, call his next of kin/
rename this kid to “Verb’s Bitch” now hows that as an EPonym/

Tuddles
verb thinks hes gonna win?im sorry for the heartbreak
tryna throw punches hitten weaker than 808
sorry... maybe you should give up Lilo
got stitches to match that fucked up steelo
thats style, my bad if thats way beyond yuh times
u old as fuck man, im way beyond yuh rhymes
quality wise... your shits just terrible
hearin you on the mixtape was plain unbearable
but i guess you really should be happy
your woman is REALLY better than you at rapping
cause you sound like a scared bitch on the mic
you got presence like tone deaf orphans on christmas night
zero, i havent seen much a technique yet
get to the verbs, you look like your weights offset


VerbTech advances by votes, 5-0

BboyPoundO vs. RingerINC
BboyPoundO
Time for a slumber party, bring out the bleach/
He'll put us to sleep ,with his half-assed speech/
every bar's structure is completely ruptured/
and this fucker sure can make his audio screech/
Damn! my ears is bleedin' from him an' his posse/
I think that the org. should fuckin ban this aussie/
Atrocities flowin out of his mouth with a velocity/
that every verse is an example of extreme verbosity/
readin yo shit, I feel like I get way more dumb/
with Every single goddamn sentence that's done/
There, the battle's won, but that aint what this is about/
It's about ringer sproutin' that fucking shit outta his mouth/
I know what good and well is but his shit is just absurd/
got mafia bosses jealous 'cus he "whack" with so many words/

RingerINC
In this battle right here I wouldn't bet on the Midwest/
You ain't in a UK bank, coz Pound ain't get any interest/
Quit stepping, this the FRS not the bitch section/
Surprised you ain't spit punches when I pound in ya mid section/
Let me give you a quick lesson and teach you how to flow right/
Get the fuck off the keyboard and get someone better to ghostwrite/
Every one of your verses you sound like a dumb fucker/
Put a damn I beam through you and give you some structure/
Can't blame it on 'text' that you 'off-beat' with every drop B/
could follow a cop fleet through every block street and still be off beat/
Trying to top me? Pound O, you a clown bro/
And I ain't laughing, so you out broke without a doubt holmes/
Now I'm a Boondocks fan, so kill this fucking chatter/
Coz last time I checked, Huey didn't grow up to be a rapper/
So sit back while I abuse you, I'll say when I'm through dude/
Then you can get your sword out and commit seppuku/


RingerINC advances by votes, 5-0

Khaled vs. Roc
Khaled
"I cry, You Cry", Bitch. your the only one crying/
albums got 8 shitty tracks you should be done trying/
with rap, sit back and find a job as a female nurse/
you cant ever sell your shit even with a retail verse/
half your rhymes are just there telling your lifes story/
how you compare your manhood to a fucking dikes glory/
this pussy aint a threat, truth is roc(k) ain't hard at all/
skinnyfuck gets roc(k)ed and scarred when he plays ball/
cats been here for 7 years and only received five respects/
punk's the only kid on bboy that dick-rides rejects/
its Sad that Your the least respected vet other then dobb/
but whats sadder is your mom works at a salon as her day job/
and your father, shit hes in the bay selling some fish/
fag you proably look at the sky at night yelling "one wish!"/
Performing with bitches is the only way you attract fame/
he raps and the fillipino community is heads down... in shame/

Roc
they want personals homie, so sorry i gotta do it
his battle verse with dobb? he wanted me first to review it
kid are you stupid? there's really no point in that
we all know you'd lose even to the site's sorriest cat
and speakin of sites, khaled tried to add me on facebook
i figured why not? i'ma give his faggot-ass more of myself to look
and prolly stroke to.. nigga this, nigga that.. you're a joke dude
quit gangsta frontin before your muslim parents disown you
palestine aint yours fool, and no.. you're not royalty at all
it doesn't make you a king just coz jmac responds to your call
i was runnin things before your birth, placed certain decrees on this earth
like anyone named khaled is a terrorist, quick.. someone cavity strip search
who knows what you can find? his kind is the type to commit many-a-crime
yeah i'm profiling, so the fuck what? no one wants hairy shish kebabs to shine
not in this time, not even in the election of the next pope
and just to piss you off, i love it when muhammad is the butt of all jokes.

Roc advances by votes, 5-0

_-=FiRe=-_ vs. Anaktix
_-=FiRe=-_
His name's Musak cause his shit can’t be equated to music/
Created his own sub-genre and we called it noise pollution/
His tracks shatter eardrums and break off parts of the boreal/
So I'ma club this bitch to death like he was another baby seal/
Anaktix, didn't know white hicks fronted like they could rap shit/
So terrible at this game that there's hardly anything left to diss/
When your best song was derived from the depths of your subconscious/
I'll bury you alive and beat your corpse with your own sarcophagus/
Can't fuck with this, you're just jumping in front of the train/
But this ain't the movies, it's not going to stop for you mayne/
Speaking of movies, Zak's as fake as those scenes when it rains/
And hearing prophetik voices is the only time he's insane in the brain/ 1
It said that you like mics, but only when they're shoved up your ass/2
And you also like beatings, the rough kind you get from the back/3
This nerd prolly likes to play DoA to stare at them CGI thighs/4
So I'll leave you looking like your Myspace, more dead than alive/5

1: said that was his crew name
2-4: "my interests" part of his profile
5: hasn't gotten a comment since December

Anaktix
merkin this kid is effortless, he's a joke wit no penmanship,
fire?? he named himself after the one thing that he'll never spit,
'n kid this isn't a joke, like everything you represent,
i mean, you could battle bizzy 'n you'd still only be second best....
now i'm pissed off, this a fuckin waste of my time,
i shoulda got a bye.......instead a got a bi (lol)
'n i was gonna diss you, gonna diss ya verses but damn,
i just realized..........i've never fuckin heard of you man!!
lets wrap this up, it's taking too much time yo,
ringer mistyped the rules 'n now i gotta get five votes,
but i will, i'ma beat you, my victory, your defeat dude,
the only way you winnin is if this doesn't count 'n i get DQ'd,
bitch, you a shitty rapper, i just peeped ya track,
ya boyfriend's prolly pissed, kenny said he wants his secrets back,
so quit rappin, ya shit is weak 'n now you're battle scarred,
ya songs got no personality at all.......just like your avatar......biiiiiitch.........

Anaktix advances by votes, 5-0

Zodiak Stizo vs. Diamond
Zodiak Stizo
No-Show

Diamond

No-Show

Last edited by Roc : 02-24-2009 at 06:10 PM.

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02-18-2009, 05:16 AM

Round 1 No-Show Replacement

Elbee - 4 votes

Bizzare101 - 1 vote

AJTL - 2 votes

Tuddles - 1 vote

BboyPoundO - 0 votes

Khaled - 0 votes

_-=FiRe=-_ - 0 votes



Round 2 Competitors

Voyce
Anaktix
JRod
Spellbound
Roc
RingerINC
VerbTech
Elbee


Round 2 Battles

JRod vs. RingerINC
VerbTech vs. Elbee
Anaktix vs. Roc
Voyce vs. Spellbound
 

Last edited by RingerINC : 02-27-2009 at 07:08 AM.

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RingerINC
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02-18-2009, 06:20 AM

Round 2 Summary

JRod vs. RingerINC
JRod
unmask ringer, for nothing short of being a hip hop fake
just ask elbee your mate, whats gonna be your fate
rap skillz he lacks, smoking this fool like a cigarette pack
so now its time to murder this rat like a vet euthanizing cat
hes nothing but a wannabe, on modes dick like an std
make him the key ingredient to my mustard gas recipe*
add ammonia to this bleach and make your lunges disintegrate*
bad for this dudes health like a dangerously enlarged prostate
so you can hand over the keys cause i got this battle on lock
killing your respect in rhyme session like a recession to a stock
your nothing but prey to a lion, a stick figure to a giant
get assassinated like the romans did to a ruling tyrant
maimed body parts get dispersed like katrina refugees
so I cant lose to this bitch, too big to fail like A.I.G**

*gotta have WW1 knowledge
**watch the news AIG got bailed out

RingerINC
JRod, you and your rhymes are the product of god’s joking/
You herpes on this forum, prefer when you’re not showing/
Rod man… I hope you good on the rebound/*
Coz an average cat can’t come back from this beat down/
Want me to get personal? You revolting and weak/
And knowing anything more is just insulting to me/
The way no one’s ever seen you, it’s like I’m dropping a black ghost/
You fucking tripping people over the way rod’s in the shadows/
You step in the light bitch you get deaded tonight quick/
Never be repping that mic kid, you destined to write shit/
And forever in life bitch, be known as a textcee/
Even if you made my greatest hits, still couldn’t best me/
Only time you break lines is like halfway through your sentences/**
And that kind of structure is what your flow and fucking presence is/
You show up with generic shit every verse is just a replay/
So rod ain’t winning shit unless we talking ‘bout a relay/

* Basketball reference anyone?
** Seriously read any of his posts

RingerINC advances by votes, 4-0

VerbTech vs. Elbee
VerbTech
Our last battle I left your ass mangled like a piranha kraze/
Your weak dude ill surely beat you like Chris did to rhiannas face/
Your a fuckin disgrace but obviously that's not settled/
You'd have dope tracks if you just make them subtitled/
Damn, you never stood a chance man learn that bold lesson/
Your raps like your Christmas, Elbee's got no presents/
This flow session out shines your wack infested rhymes/
Now your gonna lose a single elim tourney for a second time/
When I win KOBO, ill let ya hold the trophy at a premium rate/
And a quarter for a shirt order, that's your minimum wage/
Face it dude, I'm better then you, the win makes it official/
And kid who were you fooling, I knew you weren't quintessential/
I'm killing you from my blackberry, leaving my thumbs blistered/
Named yourself exothermic? For you that's a thoungue thwister/

Elbee
Imma serve this wack prick even if this is clearly practice
keeping my verse simple, thats how im taking out verbal techniques
everything i am spitting is hot, the game i keep it on lock
verbs so old heck he has to use a stick when he walks
drop the act homie, you cant harm me with that lame stuff
those aren't eyes, they're more like markings from a paint brush*
and imma bombard you with hits until your ego is bruised
face it, even Khaleds gonna make a better filipino than you**
and Verb just take note, Imma hit you with straight blows
808 aint your state code, its more like your age yo
Exos' straight stomping your front, one hit and ya gone with a punch
ya kids coulda been cute, too bad your genes were the dominant ones
and to close it off, Verbs so wack I should probly ban this dude
ironic how your verse on the FRS intro only served as the end of you

*http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...880a80c433.jpg

**Chuckie Akenz Diss!!! OPEN COLLAB?

Elbee advances by votes, 4-0

Anaktix vs. Roc
Anaktix
this gotta be quick, the backstory i'ma skip past,
shitty filipino rappers like you, that's why chuckie made that diss track,
'n dude, stop messagin me on facebook, you could cry a thousand
times in messages to me, but im aint gon' ever buy your album!!
your shit is garbage, busa is nice, but you're retarded,
fuck tate music group for mixin a good producer with a novice,
i aint shittin, you a bitch 'n you the opposite of gifted,
fuck what hip hop is, bitch, you embody what hip hop isn't....
a fake ass dude, can't flow in booths, or flow the truth,
for every track he do, this ho do like 3 or 4 photoshoots,
your speech is, well......you mumble on beats, it's hell,
english your third language?? you couldn't pass for ESL,
i'm sicka your shit, actin like ya speech godly,
but nobody shows up, so this lame keeps havin release parties,
dude's mad at the world, nobody likes this fuckin ho yo,
but shit i'd be pissed as fuck too if my mom name me pocholo.....

Roc
take the L zak, we know this is the end of it
see he's from mad-town.. half his shit is retarded 'n irrelevant
to diss you is effortless, i mean come on.. you're the true meaning of wack
and just to prove that much, i was NEVER gonna put you on the decepticons track
i'm destroying this cat, get the five votes, to hell with your high hopes
you weak fuck, you could die from one line like fallin from a tight rope
why you even alive yo? they must've punked you ever since
still a pussy to this day, can't get a girl so he flirts with verb's bitch
i merk kids sicker than 'tix, but here's the bigger picture
zak's the average white boy.. scared to hang with real n*ggers
i spit quicker, you'd prolly beg for another extension
lazy bums like you is what keeps us in recession
no progression, the unexpected mc, destined to be
the lamest rapper out, 14 tracks of how aura left him for me
who cares if it's free? i'd be damned to 'pay' attention
for the record, zak reid is the reason i hate the session..

Anaktix advances by votes, 5-0

Voyce vs. Spellbound
Voyce
Off the gate, this peon ain’t a battle, this beyond a race/
Ya flow couldn’t stay on ‘beat’ if it were RIhanna’s face/
Bound to Spell? Hell, Spell’s only around to fail/
Like your bars are county jails, holdin’ a thousand snails/
Easily escape, my debates freakishly equate to distinguishing ya fate/
But it’s a lil’ bit too late….I already beat you 8 times previous to date/
Such a liar, always’s tryin’ to spit but wit no saliva/
You like tryin’ to be the bomb, battlin’ Macguyver/
Ur joke of a quote, how is it you always down to speak/
Voyce must be the King, ur crowns always on my beef/
Dickriding’s a crime cuz you always usin’ teeth, Voyce is fuckin’ beastly/
Using self promo for a handicap, your just soooo fuckin’ easy/
Bound in round 2….I guess clowns do frown too/
Spell, my flow just bound you, but you used to it ya homes the Bronx Zoo/
Now let the punches linger, thanks for the setup…this was little Ringer…./
Spell ur a pussy, now get the fuck off my middle finger/

Spellbound
You ain't winnin dude, cuz you gettin beat is evident
All your shit's played, Voyce is slow like a speech impediment
Cuz if you're a good rapper, then that makes me twice as dope
You're a stand up guy Nick, cuz everything you write's a joke
No way you front like a champ, so I think his choice is bluffin
All your rapping is text, you yourself prove that Voyce is nothin
My punch'll open your chest, each word dismantles this faggots heart
See he's a poker player, explain why he can't even handle a battle card
Livin off poker? I'd say you're wastin your life but I'm better man
Pretty fuckin hard to waste something your dumbass never had
No girl thinks you're a catch, they're all happy I'm beatin this geek
The only Voyce anyone wants, is the one offered by freedom of speech

Voyce advances by votes, 3-2

Last edited by RingerINC : 03-07-2009 at 10:06 PM.

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03-07-2009, 10:11 PM

Semi-Final Competitors

Voyce
Anaktix
RingerINC
Elbee


Semi-Final Battles

Elbee vs. Voyce
RingerINC vs. Anaktix
 

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03-22-2009, 12:05 AM

Semi-Final Summary

RingerINC vs. Anaktix
RingerINC
How'd this lame brain manage to get to my same damn bracket?/
You just shot yourself in the foot with your AK anticks/ (Anaktix)
Coz those people you beat, you just put them out of their misery/
Coz battling me makes you regret your whole history/
And this defeat, won't ever be known as really fair/
Coz a drug trip is the only time your life's going anywhere/
Braggin Zak's always lying, bed's got his spinal marks clear/
And you always looking spaced out, so your final front's here/
This dime a doz' queer'll probably invite mode to get gone camping
Clock, drop 'n' drag him back to your log cabin/
And cock slap him... Now I'm not saying I hate queers/
But I'm pretty glad you only drop one track every eight years/
And they ain't ever kick shit, this bitch must be outta anger/
Only battle where Zack's tight was as a fucking power ranger/
Now as you make your decisions to be late with the writtens/
You're not in the finals, remember, ticks only fatal to bitches/

Anaktix
check, my verses sick, i'm gon' flex 'n merk this bitch,
cuz ringer sucks a lot.............alotta exothermic dick,
'n you're a shame to your country, got that terrible flow,
everytime you spit a verse, i feel embarassed for mode,
fuckin aussie who can't rap, but people listen?? i don't get it,
aint ya spittin or ya image, i guess stupid bitches love a gimmick,
'n ya rappin's shit, killin hip hop, dont get it cuz you lackin wit,
but listen up.......Bleach always ruins anything with black in it!
and that mixtape cover, someone should smack you up,
i'm crackin up, you make the dude in ya avvy look as fat as fuck,
it's over dude, never won a tourney 'n you aint gon' beat me jerk,
to be the King Of Bbboy.Org......you'd hafta grow a penis first....
ima take the crown, ima beat this joker ta death,
your vocals are subpar at best.....'n you mediocre at text,
so yes, this shit is mines, i'm tellin you if you aint heard it yet:
stay outta the battles, you lose, bitch just stick ta runnin tournaments.......

Anaktix advances by votes, 4-0

Elbee vs. Voyce
Elbee
homie ya shouldnt be rappin', just fuckin play ya cards
you're never consistent, look at ya av; fluctuating bars
and somebody tell this faggot only way hes self perfected
is if he puts on eyeshadow, some boots and a yellow jacket
when I am enraged, imma inflict on V an entire life's anguish
Voyce is not needed here, just like he is at sign language
your too old for this rap shit imma force ya to resign
c'mon V ain't a war cry, he's much more of a peace sign
ya know its ironic how you wanna be the king at cards
when in reality you are more like the queen of hearts
ya dont have a good poker face, so theres no hope in trying
because everytime you say you're dope, we all know your lying
he does BJs, anals, facials and he knows how balls taste
so i guess thats what he meant when he says hes an ace of all trades
no need to elaborate anymore, everyone knows that i am the best now
imma defeat ya here just so you can vote for me in the next round

bamm

Voyce
This retarded, sittin’ in my apartment sparrin’ against this gay mod/
Hey god…. Why waste my time with a dude that lost 5-0 to JROD?/
Shit is way odd, that your unsatisfactory….must be awesome flattery/
You only mould things with your hands of Midas cuz you work at there Auto factory/
And ya songs ain’t passin’ it, there should be an asterisk sayin’ no balancin’/
Cuz in every one of ya tracks, the people you featured were more talented/
Ya flow’s a fountain of shame, I wouldn’t give dap to even an ounce of ya game/
Elbee, you couldn’t get pound if you sat on a scale practicin’ pronouncin’ ya name/ lb….
Exothermic? The fuck sex determined your worth as a person on earth/
Your sperm shoulda turned into hermits first to prohibit you worth for a birth/
This a forewarnin’, Elbee’s raps are so worn he must a been born borin’/
Your Myspace has 16 friends, half that if it weren’t for this forum/
Ownin’ this goof, you really wanna know the phoney or truth/
I felt sorry for dude, I’m one of the 5 in the poll that actually voted for you/
El you been buried, ever since you seen V you been worried/
Congratz….ur the first person to lose twice in a single elim tourney/

Voyce advances by votes, 3-0

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04-20-2009, 05:50 AM

FINALS SUMMARY!!

Anaktix vs. Voyce
Anaktix
i'ma take this trophy, homie it aint up for grabs,
this dude named himself after the one thing that he doesn't have,
you're fuckin wack, i'ma kill him... outta time but i'ma still win,
never writes intelligent rhymes, this dude would get smoked by paris hilton
and this clown's ugly as fuck, the dumbest disgrace, i'm humble but great,
in his one online pic his head is sideways..... n you aint wanna see the front of his face
...i'ma split his head, must write his rhymes wit shitty lead, you get it yet?
ta prove that god hated rappers............. he invented nick vered,
fuckin textcee, thinkin he dope, dude, you really piss me off,
you write rhymes like you write resumes........there's a reason that you cant get a job,
so stick ta cards.... you know you dead it's the truth,
ta get here i already beat two dudes that's a lot better than you,
but you bout ta no-show, it's 11:55....... maybe you'll beat me one day,
but just know i fuckin merked you out in '09 on easter sunday,
so sit the fuck down, it's over 'n i rocked you ta death,
you a pussy ta me........ just another notch on my belt.....biiiiitch......

Voyce
So lackluster in speech, Anaktix verse V, this rap bastard satur then the day before sun of the week /
What’s whacker then he is that Zak’s on his knees, pleadin’ for peeps, “Please have 14 free tracks of my rappin’ for keeps”/
U belong with the most stupidest peeps, u really wanna start battlin’ god/
You so dorky, u’d have a better chance battlin’ Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz/
Nak’s a moderator, name one thing that you actually mod/
And why is it in your fam section of myspace that half ya family’s dogs/ heh..
The truth, I’ll knock this dudes tooth to the womb of the moon/
Ya flow’s more drained then Apollo 13’s fuel when the O2’s Kaboomed/
Leave you in awe, Style that you aint never seen it before….
Stick figure nigga, u only in the final cuz u had the easiest draw/
You a has been, Anaktix prolly hatin’ himself/
Zack couldn’t be the man if he played himself in Saved by the Bell/
Send ya to hell, people… I’ll easily lay him to rest right/
He thinks it’s being a man in the makin’…I think Nak’s a transvestite/
Made his whole town mad, I mean jus’ look at this guy/
Was livin’ in a game world called Wii, before I punched out the I/
This Wisconsin faggot, nonsense havin, time to spank this bitch/
Take you serious when ya tracks sound like Weird Al Yank-o-vic/
Nak’s jus’ puffin’ the crack, leavin’ dude stunned and collapsed/
He the Unexpected MC , cuz we never expected nothin’ from Zak/
Retarded asshole, always spat like your brains is mad slow/
Deranged wit whack flows, kinda like ya pic ya face Picasso’ed/
Anaktix bout to feel diss hurt, got my punches out rammin’ fist first/
Only good thing came out ya moms puss was ya bangin’ ass sis-ter/
A Knack for tix, guess that’s why you suck you joke/
Cuz ya flow left out the tocks like a clock that’s broke/
Man u facin’ a bad ass rapin, cut the chasin’ I’m past the blazin/
Thank you voters in advance for the congratulations you’ll be sayin’, /

Voyce wins by votes, 4-1

Voyce Is the 2009 FRS TEXT KOBO!

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