Hmm Just thinking about what could happen if someone were to go out and tag..check it..lol
1. Your being chased by the police on foot and then you climb this fence and when you let go, your pants get hooked on the fence and your left hanging upside down.
2. You got the perfect time, place, weather, and everything..just perfect..so then you reach in your bag and you supposely pull out your spray can and when you look at it, it's a bottle of pledge.
3. The police has you in front of him. He's interogatting you and stuff. Then you have a chance to run and you do, but then noticing how baggy your pants were, you run and then your pants fall, then you fall to the ground having porn dvds fall out your pockets.
4. Ok, your at this wall and such. Then you get your spray can and got ready to tag, then suddenly the cap you put on was turned the other way and you spray your face instead.
5. Your friend is being a look out for you as you do your piece. So your there spraying. Everything is good. Then your friend decides to smoke some weed. Then 5 mins. later, he's high. Then in his mind he see's a leprachaun. He runs after it and chases it and leaves his post. Then the police comes in and catches ya.
u wanna know wuts real funny....how my non-observent ass didnt see 2 patrol cars passing by when i was bombin this fence....dont know how thats funny but i jus wanted yall 2 know it happened lol -deuce- \\//
p.s.- that whole if your runnin then your pants fall down...yeh that happened to me but there was no porn an i didnt get caught haha but i felt really stuppid when it happened
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smoking weed don't make ya see shit. only really good or bad(how ya look at it) acid will make ya see shit
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ur painting then a racoon jumps on your face and trys to eat your teeth, so u say, plz get off me little racoon, so it runs to the payfone across the road and fones the police, u try to run away but the racoon shoots u with a tranquiliser gun, then when ur lyin paralysed on the floor, the racoon puts on his sombrero and gets his maracas and does some flamenco dancing.
u sprayin a wall..its all good. buy suddenly u hear a voice and realice that ur mom has been watching you all the time. she gets freakin bad and lock you up in the basement, left there forever
this actually happened
walkng down train taracks see dead kitten cut in half im like aghhhhhhhhhhh and run away about 1 mile later a dead opoussum withits head cut off so were like aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh run away then a lil later were walking down the tracks some guy comes out of the bushes hes like hey boys wanna have some fun im like aghhhhhhhh spray him in the face with krylon and run away then we se ebndless frieghts going 5 miles an hour and were happy!
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02-03-2005, 09:26 PM
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