The Social Problems Thread - Page 40

Proof · 08-16-2009, 11:44 AM

/b/ is the random section of the 4chan forum.. and it makes
no sense at all..

edit: I would give the link, but there are a lot of pornographic
things in there.. so it's against the rules to place the link on here

Alcab-boy · 08-16-2009, 11:45 AM

I still don't get it.

demonhand · 08-16-2009, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Quann

I honestly don't even know what the FUCK /b/ is ...

You can go check it out but it's pretty fked up. People think I'm a /b/tard but I only spent 3 month on /b/; then I got the fk out.

Proof · 08-16-2009, 11:51 AM

I remember a friend of mine going to 4chan /b/ and make a topic
saying that it was his birthday. They banned him

chanchuman · 08-21-2009, 04:31 AM

Originally Posted by Proof

I remember a friend of mine going to 4chan /b/ and make a topic
saying that it was his birthday. They banned him

damn! theres a whole forum about me?? o.O
i feel speciall loll

Bboy...dunno4got · 08-23-2009, 10:12 PM

How do I make friends on forumz? I haz no friends

str33twalker · 08-23-2009, 10:14 PM

I have a social problem.

Theres school tommororw

Bboy-Supreme · 08-24-2009, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by str33twalker

I have a social problem.

Theres school tommororw

I'm already back at school, don't sweat it

Transcendent · 08-24-2009, 05:18 PM

I don't go back until the 31st.

Bboyarrrp · 08-24-2009, 05:30 PM

Lol I have a social problems, my gf is annoying and I can't grow the balls to break her heart, and people shun me for wearing gloves and a scully to school everyday.....in florida.

flappinwang · 08-24-2009, 06:23 PM

I don't start till another month

Mxlt · 08-24-2009, 10:39 PM

ok ok guys, a social problem here. I don¿t think girls find me any attractive at all, and that SUCKS, well, at least they like my biceps, haha.
Anyways, that's not good enough. The thing is, girls tend to look at me as a friend. And before, last year, i was better, i mean, i could talk to them a lot, and be funny. But now i get nervous! and i am not funny anymore, i don't tremble or anything, but i have no idea what i should say to them. It's kind of the same with men this year, i have no idea what to say to them, the difference is that...i don't care if it's a man, i DO care if it's that girl i like.
And to make things worse. Two months ago, an OLD GAY (i'm not lying, he was old and gay) guy came to me, that time, i ran away. Today, happened kind of the same, i did not RUN, but i walked away....IT'S CREEPY, TRUST ME, they were like, hey, i feel reborn when i see you dance , blah blah, i mean, FUCK OFF! so...i turn guys on, and can't get ONE girl? C'MON!

Desi Boogie · 08-25-2009, 04:43 AM

Stop caring, be nice to everyone. Watch your social status climb. As more people know you, more and you show off your talents (demonstrate value), make sure you respect yourelf and don't take shit from punks. Make nice with powerful people sympathetic to your cause. Don't pick fights, make it awkward for people to hate you and don't limit yourself to one social network.

Avoid stereotypes or cliques, but associate and befriend everyone. Be nice to the girls and talk to them, tease them, treat them like someone you have no interest in at all apart from as something to amuse you. Call them cute when they do something stupid or retarded and laugh at them. When they get mad at you, mock them and go "awwww i'm sorry, i wouldn't say it if you didn't have a pretty face with that puggish nose" with a completely straight face. Stare them down. Be a challenge. Then when they get angry, just turn over to another part of the group and start socialising. Then come back and nudge them in the leg. Smile and be like "you mad?" With a huge smile on your face. Ask them what they're gonna do. Then after you have her in the palm of your hand, tell them you have to go.

Be uncatchable but seen with everyone, instigating the best jokes, but don't try for it, pick your spots and your moments. Judge carefully, play by ear. Recruit people in the group of like mind. Be a confidante for the girl that's down. Offer her straight faced no bs advice. Don't sugar coat, she'll like you more for being straight. Don't be a kissass. Don't gush. But tell her she's just as great as anyone else and that you think (privately-PRIVATELY) that she's even better. So cheer up. Then smile at her. Then just sit. And listen. You don't have to be superman. You just have to be the one she goes to for intimacy.

If guys start to move in, let them have the girl like you never wanted her anyway. Say you had to go anyway. Wave goodbye to the girl, smile and then leave saying bye to the guys, but don't kiss their ass. Just walk away and be relaxed.

These are some tips.

Take them in mind. Watch what the jackasses that get the girls do and then refine and alter. You don't have to be an asshole, but you can't be a pussy. Girls at our age need someone who's their own brand of male. You don't have to be a jock but you do have to be your baddest mothafuckin self.

Peace

Desi Boogie · 08-25-2009, 04:47 AM

Oh and when she complements you, don't be bashful, wink at her and be like "and you know it" or whatever your own badass form of acknowledgement is.

Try this in stages and don't rush your progress and most of all don't get down if you take setbacks. It's all about laying solid strong foundations in different social networks and being liked for different things. So make sure you're an interesting person who does all the things he wants to be doing.

Find a dream, have a vision, some direction and something to say. Be the best you can be basically.

Peace

Bboy.Maniac · 08-25-2009, 05:42 AM

^ now that's some pretty sound advice. but I'd rather not go with the asshole treatment. I'd be nicer. But that's personal preference, and I've seen your method work time and again.

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Proof Rotterdam's Finest Respect: 11 Posts: 2,927 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rotterdam	08-16-2009, 11:44 AM /b/ is the random section of the 4chan forum.. and it makes no sense at all.. edit: I would give the link, but there are a lot of pornographic things in there.. so it's against the rules to place the link on here
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Alcab-boy Moderator Respect: 20 Posts: 1,717 Join Date: May 2008	08-16-2009, 11:45 AM I still don't get it.


Proof Rotterdam's Finest Respect: 11 Posts: 2,927 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rotterdam	08-16-2009, 11:51 AM I remember a friend of mine going to 4chan /b/ and make a topic saying that it was his birthday. They banned him
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Transcendent Formerly Known as 61!/V9 Respect: 40.5 Posts: 4,738 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Killa Kali	08-24-2009, 05:18 PM I don't go back until the 31st.
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Bboyarrrp B-BoyArrrp Respect: 2.5 Posts: 918 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Daytona beach	08-24-2009, 05:30 PM Lol I have a social problems, my gf is annoying and I can't grow the balls to break her heart, and people shun me for wearing gloves and a scully to school everyday.....in florida.


flappinwang Banned Respect: 42 Posts: 1,006 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Hawaii	08-24-2009, 06:23 PM I don't start till another month
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Mxlt Never gone Respect: 1.5 Posts: 338 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Guayaquil	08-24-2009, 10:39 PM ok ok guys, a social problem here. I don¿t think girls find me any attractive at all, and that SUCKS, well, at least they like my biceps, haha. Anyways, that's not good enough. The thing is, girls tend to look at me as a friend. And before, last year, i was better, i mean, i could talk to them a lot, and be funny. But now i get nervous! and i am not funny anymore, i don't tremble or anything, but i have no idea what i should say to them. It's kind of the same with men this year, i have no idea what to say to them, the difference is that...i don't care if it's a man, i DO care if it's that girl i like. And to make things worse. Two months ago, an OLD GAY (i'm not lying, he was old and gay) guy came to me, that time, i ran away. Today, happened kind of the same, i did not RUN, but i walked away....IT'S CREEPY, TRUST ME, they were like, hey, i feel reborn when i see you dance , blah blah, i mean, FUCK OFF! so...i turn guys on, and can't get ONE girl? C'MON!
	Don't think, just do it.


Desi Boogie Real Talk Respect: 18 Posts: 3,720 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Newcastle, Australia	08-25-2009, 04:43 AM Stop caring, be nice to everyone. Watch your social status climb. As more people know you, more and you show off your talents (demonstrate value), make sure you respect yourelf and don't take shit from punks. Make nice with powerful people sympathetic to your cause. Don't pick fights, make it awkward for people to hate you and don't limit yourself to one social network. Avoid stereotypes or cliques, but associate and befriend everyone. Be nice to the girls and talk to them, tease them, treat them like someone you have no interest in at all apart from as something to amuse you. Call them cute when they do something stupid or retarded and laugh at them. When they get mad at you, mock them and go "awwww i'm sorry, i wouldn't say it if you didn't have a pretty face with that puggish nose" with a completely straight face. Stare them down. Be a challenge. Then when they get angry, just turn over to another part of the group and start socialising. Then come back and nudge them in the leg. Smile and be like "you mad?" With a huge smile on your face. Ask them what they're gonna do. Then after you have her in the palm of your hand, tell them you have to go. Be uncatchable but seen with everyone, instigating the best jokes, but don't try for it, pick your spots and your moments. Judge carefully, play by ear. Recruit people in the group of like mind. Be a confidante for the girl that's down. Offer her straight faced no bs advice. Don't sugar coat, she'll like you more for being straight. Don't be a kissass. Don't gush. But tell her she's just as great as anyone else and that you think (privately-PRIVATELY) that she's even better. So cheer up. Then smile at her. Then just sit. And listen. You don't have to be superman. You just have to be the one she goes to for intimacy. If guys start to move in, let them have the girl like you never wanted her anyway. Say you had to go anyway. Wave goodbye to the girl, smile and then leave saying bye to the guys, but don't kiss their ass. Just walk away and be relaxed. These are some tips. Take them in mind. Watch what the jackasses that get the girls do and then refine and alter. You don't have to be an asshole, but you can't be a pussy. Girls at our age need someone who's their own brand of male. You don't have to be a jock but you do have to be your baddest mothafuckin self. Peace
	Convo with Crowd Pleaser on AIM: HAHA watAfunyGUY (5:23:21 PM): back HAHA watAfunyGUY (5:23:28 PM): sry, had to take the most epic shit of my life


Desi Boogie Real Talk Respect: 18 Posts: 3,720 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Newcastle, Australia	08-25-2009, 04:47 AM Oh and when she complements you, don't be bashful, wink at her and be like "and you know it" or whatever your own badass form of acknowledgement is. Try this in stages and don't rush your progress and most of all don't get down if you take setbacks. It's all about laying solid strong foundations in different social networks and being liked for different things. So make sure you're an interesting person who does all the things he wants to be doing. Find a dream, have a vision, some direction and something to say. Be the best you can be basically. Peace
	Convo with Crowd Pleaser on AIM: HAHA watAfunyGUY (5:23:21 PM): back HAHA watAfunyGUY (5:23:28 PM): sry, had to take the most epic shit of my life


Bboy.Maniac Living out Hiphop Respect: 2 Posts: 475 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Singapore	08-25-2009, 05:42 AM ^ now that's some pretty sound advice. but I'd rather not go with the asshole treatment. I'd be nicer. But that's personal preference, and I've seen your method work time and again.
	Anytime someone tells me to get the f*** out and practice, I promise half an hour of practice instantly. Yes, I need the motivation. UNBAN SYRENZ!