[D.n.A]

The reason I didn't post this in the Social Problems thread is because this is urgent xD.
I will delete this thread, so don't sweat it.

It's not a bigass thing, but I'll be meeting my gf's mother in 1 day.
Don't ask about her dad. Let's just say there is no father.

We've been having a relationship for almost 5 months now, and her mom
doesn't really..let's say.. love me.. xD Lol... She doesn't trust me yet.
I've been to her place yeah, duhh, but only when she wasn't around lol.

What can I do to make a good first impression?

I thank all of you that are willing to help me (and actually do it -__-)

PS. Facial hair, yes/no? xD

Also, my parents don't know anything, because they're too fuckin strict.
Formula: D = n x R

D = Death
R = Relationshop
n = number of <...> (in this case relationship)

So if I have 2 relationships, they're going to kill me, die and kill me again -___-

just be polite and when u get the there house dont ring the doorbell a whole shit load of times cuase thatll probably just piss her off. and oh yea DO NOT make out with your gf infront of her mom. so yea basically use your common sense and you should be fine.

[dangflo]

bring the mom a rose and wear a dress shirt with good cologne

Mind the please's, thank you's and the ma'ams and you'll be fine.

[D.n.A]

Facial hair.. yes/no? xD

[[Sikk]]

Depends on how mature she wants you to look.

[D.n.A]

Well, I want her mom to think I'm sixTEEN and not sixTY =P

[Magic2020]

just wear a nice button up t-shirt with jeans, cut your hair nice, and be respectful

[encity5]

show her you carry a condom for safety at any given moment

[RingerINC]

Originally Posted by unorthadoxx

just be polite and when u get the there house dont ring the doorbell a whole shit load of times cuase thatll probably just piss her off. and oh yea DO NOT make out with your gf infront of her mom. so yea basically use your common sense and you should be fine.

bahahahahhahahhaahahhha sherlock


oh and i'd go no on facial hair you 16 year old hairy motherfucker...

oh and i just interact with parents of people i know regularly... but try and be polite and offer to help with whatever... and i guess try and avoid the conversation of like what you're doing her daughter... just keep it to about yourself and ask the mum about herself

oh and whats up with the dad?

i must know, because you told me not to ask... im sorry...

[Jimothy]

Say "wow i can see where *insert girlfriends name* got her beauty from.........her father, cause you're ugly as hell."

[Bboy-Assrape]

Just shit hard in her toilet to show you're a real man.

[Proof]

You Know Dana I already Told You.. Just Be Yourself
It'll Be Fine.. You Don't Have To Dress Up Real Nice And
Shit Since We're In The Netherlands.. Just Don't Dress
Like A Hobo.. Just Be Polite.. Don't Fuck/Rape/Kiss/Whatever
Ur Girl Infront Of Her.. Don't Be A Smartass.. And That Doorbell
Tip Was A Real Good One.. Just Ring The Door 1 Time..
And Facial Hair.. If You Do You'll Look Mature.. Just Make It
Look Mediocre Or Her Mom Might Think Omg That Boy Aint
Takin Care Of Himself.. So Trim It Blablabla..

It's So Easy..
Good Luck Bro

[Elbee]

Rent a limousin and wear a tux during the meeting

[FortyTwoForks]

Think of what kind of person you are.... then be the opposite of that in front of her mother.