[freestyLe-babii]

Hahaha I know this is random but post your favourite Family Guy quotes on this thread...GO!! Most of my favourite quotes are on my sig. Hmm..let me think of more..sorry if they're not perfect...I've seen each episode like 2 billion times but i forget the EXACT quote..

#1) "Havent you heard? The world is coming to an end..Y2K. At midnight every computer IN THE WORLD is going to fail and planes will fall out of the sky"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids"

#2) Look at those clouds...plotting" -Peter
"So Bill...we attack tomorrow.." "Indeed" - clouds [lmao] <--That was the episode that got the company sued in the first place.

POST YOURS! I'd love to hear more..

-Jennie

[bboy_poo]

i do this everytime i walk into a supermarket....

"whoa! when your beautiful, doors magically open for you."

"nope, actually they opened because you stepped on that little black mat, but if it wasn't there, they would still open because your beautiful"

[DJ Mark E]

Spelling Contest
1.) "Mike Tyson, the next word is Onamatopeia..."
"C"
"No, that is incorrect"
"Aww Dang.."

2.) "Do you want a soda?" - Brian
"Nods head no" - Stewie
"Do you want some McDonald's?"
"Nods head no"
"Do you wanna go take a poo in Princess (something's) shoes?"
"Nods head yes"
"Ok, let's go take a poo in Princess (something's) shoes"

[Vice President]

Peter: "I can't recite all 50 states in less than 1 second. GAH!"

[Swiper]

"HEY TOM, ITS JUST A FAT KID"
"your just a fat kid, arent ya, fatty fat kid, here have a chocolate bar fatty"

[bboyCliche]

Peter: *drinks blood of christ at Church(wine)* Whoa is this really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes
Peter: Whoa, that guy must've been wasted 24/7!

LMFAO that was SOOO funny the first time I heard that.

[abs0lute77]

"Theres a message in my cereal...it says oooooooooooo"-Peter
"Peter thats cheerios"-Brian

[tw1tch]

LOL I like the one vice president posted, i havent seen that in a while

[Liu]

"Jacket off! Jacket off! Jacket off!"

I love their play on words in last night's episode.

[Bboy~Lunar]

Joe falls over board and the portaguese guys dives in, pulls up Joe and starts mouth to mouth. And peter says " Ah gay" . LMAO the first time I heard that I cried.

Willy Wonka " Are you sure you didn't eat any of the.."
Peter " what you calling me a liar.."
Wonka" No I jus.."
Peter" "Shut up wonka"

[#1coolkid]

hahahaha Ones in my Sig

Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.

Stewie to Death:Oh, I must give you my e-mail address. It's loismustdie@yahoo.com

THIS IS MY FAV Imma put it in my sig too

Guy on Airplane: "Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby."
Stewie: "What did you just say?"
Lois: "Stewie, stop fussing."
Stewie: "Pipe down Lois." (Slaps guy on head) "Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, your my bitch."

[PoppinForAerok]

*Meg Whistles*
Big Bird: Yea? YOu called?
Meg: Oh sorry i didnt
Big Bird: Oh so u think this is funny?
Big Bird: I dont fly u know, i take the subway like everybody else, Oh and people dont stare (spits) Bitch.
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Peter: Lois, I challenge u to a race around the world-GO!
*Lois just stands there*
(Near the window)
Peter in a old airplane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!
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Lois: We'll take the boat- no no wait Lois..
Peter:If we pick the box, it could be anything! It could even be a boat!
Lois: Then why dont we just-
Peter: We'll take the box!
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Chris: One time my dad pooped in the neighbour's yard and i lied about it
Joe: I KNEW IT! Good thing i used his shovel, not mine

[Kamshaft]

I don't remember exactly how this went but it was something like- "I've got a confession to make, I not really a man- I'm a woman" *Oh my god your a woman* "Well I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse" *Oh my god your a horse!* "Well, I not really a horse, I'm a broom", hehehe, If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. I also like the one by Quagmire "Hey 911, yeh, It quagmire, Yeah Its stuck in a window this time"



Ohh and Peters "Holy Crap, I'm Black!"

[deltron02]

peter:why do women hav boobs
Coworks:why
peter: so we got some thing to look at when we are talking to them
haha
i have the first 3 seasons

[Chibi247]

Peter (to Chris): Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of Biology.