[mason_boy]

you bboy too much when...


-during sex, you start chanting "uh" when your partner "hits the beats."

-your idea of a romantic date is goin to the local cypher

-when at a resturant, the waiter says "Dinner is served" and your response is "no, you just got served, bitch!" while you throw the cock at them

-you listen to funk bands your parents or grandparents haven't even heard of

-while doin construction on a house, the supervisor says you need to build a stronger foundation, so you go and work on your six step and footwork techs

-you wear hoodies even though it's 85 degrees outside

-for guys: the perfect girl to you wears tank tops and sweat pants

-for girls: the perfect guy for you doesn't have a job, but he can do a clean flare airtrack 90 combo

-you see someone wearing the same shirt as you, so you throw the bite at them

-you sign your credit purchase slips with your bboy/bgirl name

-your legs start twitchin when you see a hardwood floor

-you start rockin to grocery store music

-you own more clothes reppin your crew name than you do actual name brand clothes

-you show off you scars like that are new tattooes

-your mom tells you to go buy a carton of Egg Beaters and you reply "Why? I can already do those."

-you do jackhammers when someone asks you to drill a hole in the road

-In school, you take up physics in hopes of gettin dope hollowbacks and numerous elbowspins

-you go shoppin for new shoes, you start rockin in them to see if they are comfortable

-for girls: you wear jeans or shorts under your dress just in case you gotta show someone up

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kujo
Kujo who?
Kujo momma take me to the store?

some of these apply to me, haha!

created by bboy mason_boy

[Maximum]

YBBOY2MW (you bboy 2 much when)
your kid beats up all the gymnists at skool

[ManHy xD]

-when at a resturant, the waiter says "Dinner is served" and your response is "no, you just got served, bitch!" while you throw the cock at them

Muhawawa LMFAO I started crying when i read this, hahah.

[Hektik-J]

YBBOY2MW you feel you have to make a thread about bboying too much.

[theb]

-you listen to funk bands your parents or grandparents haven't even heard of

word to that one negro

[d.s.2.k]

Originally posted by mason_boy
-you wear hoodies even though it's 85 degrees outside

HA! I haven't read something so good in a while now.

ybboy2mw

You laugh at a turtle for not being able to turtle?............................

[Vice President]

ayy what's wrong with girls in tank tops and sweat pants? that's hot, man.

you bboy too much when...

-when you see a dope floor, you caress it to see if it's clean and smooth enough
-when youopen those push-open doors with your hand stabbed in (it's really the most efficient way to open it)
-when you throw away your bed and sleep on your lino
-when you sit and the computer and watch tv in lotus position
-when you get REALLY pumped up when you hear breakbeats on tv or on a movie (those vh1 commerical with apache and the creator, and the nike commercial with dont sweat the technique ahhh)
-when you take that annoying thing off the top of all your hats
-throw your cock at anything that pisses you off. mostly posers for me.

i do all those, btw.

[d.s.2.k]

You seem abit dodgy now Vice President not that you weren't abit before.

Yea what is that annoying bead thing on hats?.......I went into a headstand with that thing on and guess what, it hurt.

[GeNeTiX ViRuS]

Originally posted by Vice President
-when you take that annoying thing off the top of all your hats

LMAO They freakin hella hurt when you're attempting headspins with them. Haha

it make sense to take them off if you wanna bust out some head freeze moves.

[Maximum]

Originally posted by Vice President

-when youopen those push-open doors with your hand stabbed in (it's really the most efficient way to open it)

that's soo true

YB2MW
-u do halo's while holding dumbells

(oh shit)

[Zeke1]

whenever you lean against anything, its in a stab position

you see a nice floor and just imagine a dope set

you look at everyones shoes and wonder if they're a bboy/bgirl or not

you stand your one year old son on his head everyday, play bboy videos constantly, andd teach him how to top rock and six step any chance you get...

[STIFF_UK]

You see someone with fat laces and the first thing you say is "do you dance?"

You choose new kicks depending on how good they will look with fat laces in them.

You go to clubs for a night out with a rucksack containing a spare teeshirt and deoderant "just in case"

Every summer you promise yourself that you're going to buy a ghetto blaster and dance in the street more than you did last year.

You tuck your teeshirt into your trousers so everyone can see your name buckle.

Your name buckle says "stiff" and there's nothing remotely smutty about it.

You toprock in shops when a ggod tune comes on.

You think nothing of suddenly dropping to the floor when waiting for a bus.

You throw in a little shuffle when you get up from a chair.

When a newborn kid stops moving suddenly and your first thought is "baby freeze!"

I could go on and on and on.
And yes, this is all me.

[ManHy xD]

Originally posted by Zeke
You stand your one year old son on his head everyday, play bboy videos constantly, andd teach him how to top rock and six step any chance you get...

GOSH Zeke, Im calling child services, lmao! xD

[mason_boy]

^haha

[Kamshaft]

Uh, okay, okay, I got one....YB2MW You buy large appliances for the cardboard!