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10-19-2007, 12:56 AM
LOL
this is a thread i thought about, thinking what it would be like to see cats goin' at themselves other then each other, and just have fun.
STRICTLY DISS YOU, AND YOU ONLY.
anyone can start.
EDIT!: unlimited bars, and can be VV, Topical or anything that involves you killing yourself. have fun!
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Originally Posted by dbaznxdragon
yea mister bboy jus wanted to show off his bod..i applaud ur muscularnessnessness
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Last edited by Mr.Bboy : 10-19-2007 at 12:59 AM.
Reason: being too cool
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10-19-2007, 01:27 AM
Yo wanna battle me or not lol?
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10-19-2007, 05:32 AM
what kinda dumbass would..... wtf
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10-19-2007, 05:33 AM
diss urself?? WOW....{O.o}...{o.O}...{o.o}...{O.O}...Crazy...
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10-19-2007, 05:37 AM
This thread sounds emo lol
Life is a point of view!!! -my philosophy
" Been at this game since January of 2007,
Gettin better n better like a stairway 2 heaven,
Dont know if i'll be remembered as a bboy or not,
But i know i wont regret trying even if ya'll forgot."
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10-19-2007, 08:45 AM
LOL!!!!
i just want to see how people would see their own flaws in what they are doing wrong in their verses so they can improve.. haha.
well if no one wants to do it, then one of the mods should delete it.  |
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10-19-2007, 09:20 AM
Ok for you posers that can't step up to the challenge by saying it's dumb... I'll claim this territory...
God damnit, I'm at it again, DeCypher, The Abstrakt, with a pad and a pen
The master within' is really a bastard of men
A rapper to win that captures the sin of bitin' so he don't panic again
Been pastin' the licks* that I've been makin' so sick
'Cause truth is I can't create on a quick time limit and evade gettin' dissed
My real rappin' is garbage, I'm a faggot and nouscious
That jack's it to Baldwin, The Shadow, my master of darkness
I've made love to grape-fruit since I was age two, I was enraged dude
My main mood was anger so I ate food 'til my name grew in range too
My father left before I drank milk from my momma breasts
When there weren't any bottles left, 'cause my mom was blessed without a check
I've been cursed since my birth, I drink sizzurp 'til I slurp the words that I spurt
Tried the subway diet, but that jerk it prefered didn't know for me it'd work in reverse
I play World of Warcraft 'cause it makes my penis explode with power
To know they cower when I stroll through Orgrimmar with my soul devoured
I have a nose fetish and I wear anal beads on the daily see
I never aimed to be a gay but please don't tell my parents they'd hate me g
Oh fuck! I just pissed my pants and my friends are laughin'
Now with pens I'm stabbin' them for makin' fun of my trendy Jackson
... Jackson's my special friend that I play with by the bay
He's invisible but he's ugly like me so he likes it that way
We tell each other tales about the ladies that we vexxed
Like Skitzo Suzie that loved me one day but hated me the next
.... But enough about Jackie boi, I'm gonna go 'cause my mind is shook
Can anyone find the crayons for my coloring book?
Ha ha that's some funny shit.
EDIT - * Licks is my slang for lyrics
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10-19-2007, 11:27 AM
My thoughts is unclear, the fear? just follow me homie,
Take a look in the mirror, fuuuck; I think I need'a holla at homie.
Now real shit, you been real down.. is it you aint rockin a stage,
myspace poppin the page, dog you got me enraged...
wheres the energy,used to be hot like Embers B,
but now no delivery cuz no money for the senders fee,
Pockets lookin real skinny, you aint eating like you used to,
Your an addict you bum and i aint feelin you like I used to,
ya confidence level is shook and ya book of rhymes is average,
the average rebel was hooked but from the look; ya just bastard it,
I need to ask ya kid, whats ya goal in the whole process,
Cause everytime i play a track I just keep hearin nonsense,
started sympin, slacked ya pimpin everytime you outta that door,
Truth of the matter..I dont even think I know you no more
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10-19-2007, 11:42 PM
Mr.bboy should be Mrs, cause his punches are straight 'Misses'/
his disses are guilty as his own witnesses, himself and his niches/
never had a good line, even ate my own rhymes, and in no time/
i'll trip over dope mines, and never again will i 'walk the line'/
even my bars are soft, i've lost more battles then a Jap or a Jew/
crap is what i spew to emcees, everyone can own me, even you/
in first person, i'm the worst person to ever spit in front of an individual/
i let noobs beat me to tolerance then a school with no damn 'principals'/
so i'll stop flowin' and keep goin' nowhere, since this verse is nothing/
i guess i suck at even dissing myself, but hey at least i said something/
lol.
yes, it is an emo thread. but still, this is to see your own flaws and own mistakes. spit about your losses, and etc.
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10-19-2007, 11:44 PM
Lol Mr.Bboy do you wanna battle me or not?
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10-20-2007, 12:08 AM
LOL you should've called me out in the "Battle Box thread"
instead of saying it in threads.
set it up since you want to battle. |
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10-20-2007, 12:13 AM
Okay dawg... Whooo
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10-20-2007, 05:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeCypher
EDIT - * Licks is my slang for lyrics
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"licks" has always been used as slang for lyrics.....or are you saying that spelling it l-i-c-k-s is your slang........i always spelt it L-i-k-s............btw thanks for stepping up, humorous verse.........good shit.......
PEACE
btw when are you usually on the box playin H3?
Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said "Hey, hows it going?". So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now whose asking the questions?"
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10-22-2007, 03:10 PM
Tyeah H3!!!!!^ kiks ass online... kinda easy though.
anyways.
I hate myself a little bit more today,
not like otha kids I wont go out and play,
punchin myself in the face cause I know I'm my praents disgrace,
this whole human race hates me I can tell by the look on their face,
when I look in the mirror I damn near puke in fear,
I can't cry, a tear wont fall from my eye so I dink another beer,
I can't fucking rhyme I'mma joke I step up but choke,
old folks look and luagh pointing as I kiss more ass for coke,
I'mma loser in so many ways jus take a glance and see,
I'd kill myself given the chance, jus give me a push and dare me,
like a fag I'll fuck another bum jus to get some,
throw out a party hoping all the men will cum,
Mook... what the fuck kinda name is that anyway,
shite I should beat more pain into my brain for being so gay,
^I can't spell, what the hell am I fucking doing,
I've Kicked my own ass to call a lawyer and start sewing,
Jus goes to show how fucking idiotic, dumb-founded and retarded I am,
lastnight I started to blow and fuck another ho cuase I thought she was a man,
what a surprise to me when I saw that vertical smile,
I ran out the door shittin myself like it was west nile.
End
(lol I dunno jus thought I'd try...)
brllllrrabrllraahmnbrlllradigiidydiggidydiggidy... .BOOM!
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10-24-2007, 02:13 PM
fuck man im a dumbass hated by this entire internet population
i cant get a bitch to fuck, so my situation is self masturbation
i want to preform brain opperations, with me as the paitent
i need a whole school to teach me to rhyme n repeat dictations
Come At Me Bitches, I'm Back, This Time With An A Game
Get Biz Bitch!!
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