[jumar1987]

Alright. I think most of you people who have read my battles know that I'm not much for rules, but whatever:

2 Verses.
No minimum or maximum verse lengths.
No "automaticly loosing for not posting verse in time."
5 votes win. 3-0 is a KO.

And I think that sums it up. I'm gonna try to spit first, but if you got a verse good and ready before me, than post it.

Good luck. Peace.

EDIT: Last Vote: Mode [vs] Lyric

[jumar1987]

oh man/ another story for cats who can't ignore me/
fuck stars/ Diak touched floor screaming "I can't record g!"/
no need to floor it/ we KNOW you can't record shit/
I'm struck ya name ain't Ed/ cause you sound like a horse bitch/
kids so bad tha mic took an abortian/ and thats for real/
through coerctian I spit acid/ make ya ass skin peal/
THEN kick ya ass/ and do it forcefully/ it ain't hurting me/
Acks is going under like submarines/ when they searching deep/
get it?/ hey I read ya spits/ you've made a name/
"asscaked kid getting played/ then toked and blazed"/
and for the record/ ya name is wack/ just take it back/
cause Zodiak gettin' smacked more than a gay mans ass/

[Zodiak Stizo]

i'll drown jumar in pools of bleech and blood//
eat ur missled duds like outback steak house stuffed spuds//
when i spit/ u dissolve like crack//
cant counterattack cuz my shit so hot/ i leave this fag abstrakt//


wait stop, n listen, my spit shine n glisten//
one touch and and there will be body parts, u'll be missin//
this fag spent half her verse dissin my voice//
then spent the rest of it dick ridin like puffy ina rolls rocyce//
if u wanted beef u shoulda gone to taco bell//
my beef brings so much diahrea [this] fag bites n u drop nuff shit to drown hell//
i'll sacrifice one fag to conjure a black luster ritual//
'28 days' later jumar's body parts filled up the habituals*//
battlin u reminds me of one o ur momma's "luncheons"//
she came ' legs wide open' dat everyone just had to "launch on"//
on slice n u drop nuff blood to fill dry wells//
i dont need demons wid spit so hot that i scorch hell//
bring u to my dungeon then i slew u allover the place//
like the bits n pieces of cum i had allover yo momma's face//
i'll take u to my dungeion - segregate ur bones from ur ligaments//
suck the marrow of ur like 'icebreaker winter mints'//
like 'tyson' ima eat u like 'microwavable chicken'//
bbq u wid gravy n more sticken fo the lickin//
ur momma sent a prayer to God cuz i just dissed missed him//
if u're lookin for jumar on the highway to heaven/ ya just missed him//

[jumar1987]

well shit/ fuck missing me cause I'm missing-the-challenge/
used to be hott cats up here/ Diak's tipping-the-balance/
I smash kids with no talents/ Zodiaks pulling-a-stunt/
you've never toked rocks/ and you'll get schooled-when-I'm-buzzed/

ya rhymes are delirous/ you fear my rush/ I boast-ya-hit/
my mom wit you?/ PLEASE/ ya dicks never BEEN close-to-lips/
you spell abstract wit a K like it's that smack that-I'm-fearing/
if you can't think up punches don't blame ya style/ ya WACK-period/
fuck it/ ya must of been mixed up by my words-of-style bitch/
plus ya dumb ass must of thought this match was verbal-violence/
you idiot/ ya handicapped/ ya fumbling-wit-ya-crutch/
you might be scorching hell but I'm running-wit-tha-sun/
I'll take you to my "dung-i-on"/ for some fun without-spelling/
I mean/ aren't you in college dawg?/ ya dumb-as-hell-g/

[Zodiak Stizo]

jumar aint a mc cuz he a faggot ass prick//
no creative shit in ur verse cuz this fag only flips scrypts//

my spit so sharp when i spit i slit my tongue//
i would fuck ur ass over, but dammit rkelly, he too young//
call me madhatter: ima slurp ur blood from a torso cut in half//
suck my dick as i leave u in a cum and blood bath//
just cuz u got urself a crew u think ur the shit//
a tight clique? ima rape u like a tight ass clit//
dont get it, try flippin clique and tight around//
wait it like ur own rhymes....oh wait, they cant b found//
i'm like 'Arnold', ima literally crush the competition//
as i randomly reveal revoked rhyme repetitions//
i reap the fruits of ur essence like i'm 'hungry al'//wolf
sippin ur soul, rippin u wid holes, like i'm killa kal//
cut off his dick and then i'll rape this 'gal'//
then make her suck the shit off o her cut off 'pal'//
his face so ugly he brings michael jackson out of disgrace//
who gives a fuck bout u? but one thing goes//
i showered ur bitches wid luv and shower wid u cum//
still want to kno the feelin? then come get sum//
cuz he pops met-rx he says he is a manly heterex*// heterosexual
then turn and says he's bi cuz his one hand is as sensual as the next//
ima decapitate ur face then replace it by cut and paste//
cut off n recycle ur tongue cuz all the shit u spit is waste//


edit: supposed to be heterex not heter

[Zodiak Stizo]

parting bullshit

jj lol

[jumar1987]

Just to let you guys know, the dashes connecting my multi's in the second verse was just an experiment, tell me if you can read my multi's any easier with them.

[EDITTED OUT FOR ZODIAK]

[B-Boy Civic]

hmmm... I think this was a Ok battle.. EVen out on punches on both ends...
Jumar seems like he's spitting under than his usual.. so i dont know if your rusty or just didnt put out ya fullest...
Zodiak had some good punches... nothin real though
Jumar's had more of the personals in there.. well ya both didnt really have much but whatever...

Flow wise i would say jumar took this one... Zodaik ya style seems so forced, so stretched or maybe thats just how im reading it...

Punch wise.. i think it evened out...

so to decide was hefy but whatever someones gotta do it ...

but on the account of cleaner flow imma have to go with Jumar...
usually imma punch man but i wasnt feelin them on either side

VOTE: JUMAR

yo this was tight shizszznit

neva knew you could flow like that shade


zodiak homie,i knew you was gonna pop shit fo real

jumar:i like this one right here

cause you sound like a horse bitch/
kids so bad tha mic took an abortian/ and thats for real/

this one was nice to nice hit to the face


ou've made a name/
"asscaked kid getting played/ then toked and blazed"/


first round was hot

zodiak

on slice n u drop nuff blood to fill dry wells//
i dont need demons wid spit so hot that i scorch hell

nice very creative

Both rounds you guys came hard, some a little sketchy

i say this is out for my homie zodiak

[jumar1987]

Originally posted by gtbreaker
neva knew you could flow like that shade

I've been here for ages, I just don't battle too much, you should check out the Freestyle, Cypher, and the old Topical for my other shit. If you searh far back enough I've had plenty of battles before too.

Also, who did you vote for? I think you meant Zodiak, but I'm not so sure. Next time you vote just "VOTE: Zodiak" or something at the end, that way shit is clear.

Originally posted by Bboy Civic
Jumar seems like he's spitting under than his usual.. so i dont know if your rusty or just didnt put out ya fullest...

Probably a bit rusty, havn't text battled for a while, audio battles have gotten me too concerned on flow now-a-days. I'm gonna try to battle a bit more often so I don't get too rusty, you know how it is. :P

Let's get some more votes.

[Mode]

Jumar - 1st - not bad, flow was on an off around the middle, probably would've sounded better as an audio, picked up well towards the end. ok flow, ok punches/personals..

get it?/ hey I read ya spits/ you've made a name/
"asscaked kid getting played/ then toked and blazed"/
and for the record/ ya name is wack/ just take it back/
cause Zodiak gettin' smacked more than a gay mans ass/

2nd - flow picked up for this verse, some multies seemed forced (didn't rhyme well), good punches.

ya rhymes are delirous/ you fear my rush/ I boast-ya-hit/
my mom wit you?/ PLEASE/ ya dicks never BEEN close-to-lips/

Zodiak - 1st - ok flow to start, then trailed off. seemed like a verbal violence spit than a battle verse, and alot of the mumma punches etc are played. ok flow, ok punches.

i'll drown jumar in pools of bleech and blood//
eat ur missled duds like outback steak house stuffed spuds//
when i spit/ u dissolve like crack//
cant counterattack cuz my shit so hot/ i leave this fag abstrakt// - dunno, i liked it..

battlin u reminds me of one o ur momma's "luncheons"//
she came ' legs wide open' dat everyone just had to "launch on"//

2nd - flow ok to start, then went haywire. again, gay punches (played) and verbal violence was apparent. ok flow, ok punches.

cuz he pops met-rx he says he is a manly heterex*// heterosexual
then turn and says he's bi cuz his one hand is as sensual as the next//
ima decapitate ur face then replace it by cut and paste//
cut off n recycle ur tongue cuz all the shit u spit is waste//

my vote goes to Jumar1987 on account of better flow/punches/creativity.

peace.

[jumar1987]

Upping.

[jumar1987]

Upping.

[jumar1987]

Upping for the third time.

[Zodiak Stizo]

please can we get votes?