you havin flows like the chance of a dead man breathing,
when you came to battle your fans were already leaving,
an when I say fans I mean your homosexual groupies,
i bring tight lines like an aslymn of straightjacket loonies,
go ahead.. diss me lyrically by calling me a stupid emcee,
ya more childish than the kids enticed to sit on ya knee,
i bring old school like grandparents who pain when it rains,
maybe you flow like a leaky faucet.. im the burst water mains..

Puertolumbian your so whack I missed ya post
n I almost feel bad cuz on this site ya dissed the most
but fuck it Im still gon diss you to
cuz like Im Otto off the simpsons
Its my job to drive you kids to school
so when i talk ya wanna listen
ta what Im spittin cuz these aint darts
there sparks n Im causin friction
Its static within ya fabrication
but dont panic cuz you dont understand this
its a bad situation when ya avy keeps changin
and now its a white flag that you be wavin,
son fuck where ya from n fuck what ya sayin
what? I aint playin
Ill tie you to the track n start up my train of thought
then full throttle Im off n I aint never gon stop

[puertolumbian]

you'll stop when yuh face hit muh fist at the dead end/
ive done it b4 and i aint scurred to do it again/
knock niggas outta they mind leave em black and blue/
better yet, bloody and scarred cuz they said they's leave me an i-o-u/
sh*t, yuh cant even reach the bar to the top of muh hip hop level/
cuz i flipped yuh lid like a lid on a tea kettle/
yuh pissed-cuz-yuh-dissed/
so try and knock me out, but muh-disses-neva-miss-the-*misses//

*i refer to you as a girl....hints the mrs..

[profse]

yo Dez, beats ain't the only thing you ruin
tryin to fuck with me like those boys you been screwin?//
you also ruined rap with a pathetic attempt
now bboy.org is holding you in contempt//
the only resemblance that you have to a faucet
is you're washed up; stepped in a battle n' lost it//
professor, that's right, cuz i'm teachin the class
you got tested, got an F, flunking your ass!//
picturing me naked? uhoh! here's the logic:
somebody help this boy step out of the closet!//

j/k

peace n' rizpect

Blinkey says Im a girl n prof-s.e thinks Im gay
wow you both gotta whole alota shit to say
but to me? yo my ryhmes are Dimes
while one of yous a 6 and the others a 9
which when seein that makes me realize
that if we put you together youd prolly have a good time
so stop tryn, ta tag team on me
or I'll explain the meanin of shook like I mob Deep







edit- lol, man Im trippin I just noticed I said Blinkey in this when I ment Peurtolumbian, sorry bout that.-peace

[profse]

lmao that 6 & 9 line was funny shit

[puertolumbian]

u right...yuh rhymes are dimes, cuz i smoke umm( )/
right now u regrettin u stepped to this stealth killa wit a broke gun/
so now u do the math,(you wit a broken gun and me), ill leave yuh broken son/
get rid of u like a broken toy/
i dunno y u come hear to try to rhyme cuz yuh ego is outspoken boy/
im not taggin wit any1, but admirers are wel-come boy/
so dez. v, back off cuz yuh health bout to be done boy //



























lol....at least sum1 know i can rhyme
dis dez v. = (0)(------------- gettin a d*ck up his a*s

to profse Thanks Man, props to you too, you got some tight ish-peace

[puertolumbian]

lol. yuh know im playin wit all dat ish...lol

[profse]

s'all good guys, we all gotta remember we all just love the same game

peace dawgs i'm out for the weekend

[puertolumbian]

dang. aight. peace.

-Its all good PL we know your playin,



I know your playin, and you know Im not
thats why when I diss you I just dont stop
its like this shits droppin off a bottomless pit
so you best get out the way if you dont wanna get hit
cuz I just threw you in two seconds before
stupid kid, what you step to me for
knowin that the flow you holdin
is light weight n aint worth throwin
plus you know n I know
so we both know its stolen
but what you shoulda knew is any emcee
steppin ta Dez.v is guaranteed
to leave the thread with both eyes swollen
holdin their nose cuz its broken
n thats just a portion of what really happened
but you know the rest yah man you got flattened

I'ma murda you, kid//
I'ma take some brass knuckles and bash your head in bicth//
I'll go in ya house and fuck ya mom again//
Shit goes down again but this time I don't got no Vika-dan//
Yeah, I'll wipe your ass with the floor//
Get up, stand up like you want some more//
I took your money then shot ya hoe//
Fucked with me and shit happened ya know//
Haha! Hey, I remember at that party when you choked on that cum//
You couldn't take it in the mouth so you stuck it in ya bum//
Okay, stop the tape//
That don't mean you can go out and rape//
You prolly can't get it any other way, right?//
Try me and you'll lose da fight//
Jesus Fuck! You arn't SHOWING people your raps, right!?//
The only thing you'll get otta bitches is slaps//
I bet you write your rhymes when you're takin' a crap!//

[puertolumbian]

?????I bet you write your rhymes when you're takin' a crap!//?????

that line was sorry as sh*t, im sorry to say/
but u aint got any talent cuz ur mournin and gay/
yuh faggot! thinkin yuh can step to this/
i squash yuh like a maggot, take yuh lyrics and hang um showin u couldnt rep like this/
so u check the diss and avoid any possible punches/
cuz u run away frum every battle like an anarexic runs away frum golden corral lunches/
i only give yuh a taste of wuts to go down/
i progress and u in distress cuz yuh finally realized yuh sorry as* is known as a clown/
once again i compose sentences that bring yuh execution/
so prepare yuh ear wax for the new mc revolution//

[bboy agro]

I'm back for one last time i can't stand you guys
rippin up you dumb niggas, is like swattin down flies
but to my surprise, i had some fun here and there
that shit i say about your moms, i don't mean it dog i swear
so live without a care, but when i'm around beware
cause the thought of my free skills alone, is enough to scare
so fix your hair.. you saw my name and it shot right up
i'm engaged to your girl, cause i liked the prenup
but seriously though that's enough of that
i'm going to rip up the last guy cause, i'm up to bat
what do you know, i swing and i connect
taking him off his power trip, his preference now pretty bent
heh, i didn't even read his rhyme until right now
you need to hit the newbie thread, get off the stage.. don't bow
hey there son, no need to have a cow
you need to find a tutor dog.. i'm not playin, no joke
cause you drop punches like 50, only difference is you broke
open up your head, and i prod and i poke
still getting no sign-of-life, what the hell did he toke?
so anyways, i spit for real.. i battle emcees in the real world
unlike mr. trip on power, who prefers i guy over a girl
that's the end, i'm closing it you will NEVER see me later
unless you catch me with your girl, i'm there for sex.. you can date her

peace fellas, i'll still be around in word up and all that.. just not here, props to gor, the only person who put up a fight against D*C