[Subject]

SoFisticated man..

Firstly i have suspicions english isn't your best subject
when your verse doesn't rhyme, you'll be tore by the best:Subject
it's suspect, rhyming words and swords.. rested and best friend
meth n sense, consult the rules and see what rhymes in text-meant
at least the next men understand the basic guidelines
for you, difference of wackness and need of practice, is a fine line
my rhymes shine you're mediocre as i feed you pokers
i can't believe this joker as my flow sprays him like a super soaker
ya due dates over, nothing interesting before ya closer
biting a line and his avatar, you just know that he's a no-hoper!
dope, yes i did write my sig, thanks for the props and respect
Before you try to diss me, examine what you neglect..
I just killed you in half ya 'rhymes' in half the time
return to the newb thread so you can mask ya crimes.

Sub
*swords is pronounced S-ords, words is pron. wurds

[bboyarfen]

that verse was quite a wreck, you don't deserve any of that respect/
subject, the next best, arfens number one of course, the best yet/
ya verse was wack, shit like yours drive me fuckin insane/
flows somethin ya need to sustain, your flow deserves to be flamed/
captain planets got more to his name, kids singin his song all day/
bitch, ya can't even compare your rhymes to a cartoon characta/
i'll come after ya, beat ya with my rhymes, a lyrical spatula/
heres some real rap for ya, watch arfen, hes an emcee warrior/
if ya keeps ya hopes up you might reach my superior level/
if ya do it'll take years, cause your skill n' talents minimal/
ya shit ain't original, ya use english like a foreign individual/
bitch I rip your shit, ya couldn't beat me if God wrote for ya/

yeah, that was pretty bad

yo subject, fuck now i know you're white from you're retalliation
have patience son, you ain't right, you ever heard of flow or slurring pronounciations?
no fuck it you rhyme words like lines with lines, and time with crimes
what you trying (pronounced try-in)
the way i see it, you see simple rhymes and just beleive it
so i'ma get even, take some time,
take some lives, and leave you speechless
nothing in your lungs so you stop breathen,
cuz i'm sophisticated and serious
my rhymes sometimes are delirious,
fear this, fear my rhymes
but they can make sense if your like me and high..
now i know i could come off better
if i took more than 2 seconds to type each sentence letter by letter
but i'm tellin ya some of you fellas be over zealous
i have yall stark jealous, caught in dark cellars
i'm blowing like Branford Marsalis
i'm talkin letters, with the mic heat i'm a rhythm rebeller
and spikey, you spitting dirt like a Visa card automated teller
so yall better be quick with your camcorder,
i hit in no particular plan order
me and breaking go sic together like vehicular man slaughter
subject and spikey just cannon fodder
what you rappin for, you know i got more rampint trix when i spit like the rabbit or harry potter.
yo you two rap slower while my clan grows, so cancel
let the man know my pen brush strokes like Van Gogh
i disappear like his missing ear when I'm switching gears
shining like your kitchen ware with: rhymes rich and rare
so get your picture clear, sophisticate the stealth reporter
i melt your border like sugar in seltzer water...
whoever felt the horror but knows his chance vague
cuz i'll surround your sound like a spandex pants leg
spread like an advanced plague, words that never chance may
become said to anyone less paid
my shit's rapped up today
so yall just behave and go away..


Sub
*knockout is pronounced nock-OUT, ouch is pronounced OUCH
*you know 50 cent rhymes "from new york", with "the way i talk", it's called freestlying not stupid fucking nursery rhymes

[Inform]

Oh my Jesus!!! This genius had a post as long as mah penis//
23 now, but when i was a fetus i coulda beat this//
No gloatin' jus boastin' on how pathetic ya verse is//
Laughed and pissed on mah screen...made it a pissed diss//
Mah style is perfection at its best, touch all ya senses//
Tremendous, offensive spits will leave ya defensless//
Sophisticated listen.....you aint sophistic, ya jus hated//
Worthless space on this site was the only thang you created//
All the gals you was wit are suicidal or faked it//
Or maybe 7'5 she-males wit fake tits//
heh lemme stop now before the embarrassment kills you//
Go sniff some glue to make ya higher like ya was in preschool//

[STIFF_UK]

That rhyme was as long as your penis?/
Holy shit! ON MY SCREEN IT WAS ONLY SIX INCHES ! ! !//
You should think of these things before spitting those glitches/
I'm laughing so hard, my sides are in stiches!//
I gotta give you this much though, your rhymes were tight/
Like any toy with a thesaurus typing one post all night//



[EDIT: Really bad typo - I'd usually leave it alone, but this one just screwed it all up]

bust off and perform as i inform inform his form is deformed
leavin ya ass worn and torn like this was hardcore porn
wit far more scorn i lace the thread, kick ya face n head
the ace is dead, you cant rap what you suck
get slap up when you act tough
left lookin like you was hit by a mack truck
so what you spit in ya verse is irrelevant
if his wack spits make my head hurt ima tell'em it
im larger than life like an elephant
hard with the mic when im spellin it
rippin shit on the net wit elegance
my hella spits equal elequice
i aint even got to try, spot ya lies n rock ya spys
Kash be talkin wise stalkin guys
you couldnt spit if i took a shit in ya lips
sawed off bitches be gettin it quick
im reppin equipped n my lyrical weapons a kick
shit, aint no one steppin ta this
i keep commin with this rough shit ya dread
stick my dick in ya mouth n fuck what you said

[flare78942]

the only thing ur fucking is ass, cause i'm tha shit,
sorry to mention it, your last reply, that was just it,
cause after this your gonna be quieter than rabbit on 8 mile,
but i'm leaving with a smile, laughing at your style,
while your getting finger pointing for your pals,
don't forget ya'll gal,
she's all over me, she couldn't stop touching me,
she asking me who is the best, i say you know it was me,
forget tha alphabet cause i'm forever a g,
i just won this game, cause i'm a p-i-m-p,
i know this was weak, it should have been tweek,
but like your girl after ya'll screwing i couldn't reach my peak,
but i guess you can call me a fruitcake cause life is sweet...


Holla

[Mode]

battlin mode son, your faced with the meanist,
but it's cool how ya name includes the wieght of my penis,
this 'fruitcakes' fav past-time is stickin his thing in a 'date',
he don't have a 'telephone' but he's still 'ringing his mates',
you can tell he's got skills, rhymin p an g,
thats straight wack bro, ya whole rhymin scheme is weak,
fuck it, with four bars i'll leave you embarrased an stuff,
but i feel kinda bad.. at school this fag gets harrased enough!

peace bro

[Inform]

Ya proud of a dick that weighs over 70000 pounds//
You clown, feel sorry for the bitches you ask to go down//
Hey mode....Dont eva tell the gals how much ya bust in ya load//
Scare em away......Ya dont got no tadpoles, ya nut large toads//
Have ya bitches stiff like totem poles with ya scrotoms holes//
They dont use ya balls for suckin....they use em to bowl//
Down heavens lane wit hell to blame, ya last post? Damn Shame//
Spittin lyrics in the corner of 42nd is ya definition of fame//

Much respect Mode

[STIFF_UK]

Those who talk most about sex, are those who DON'T GET IT/
I'm Bored of hearing those reps, you've all already said it//
Have you got nothing better to rhyme about?/
The way you're talking now* Sounds like you ain't had 'owt**//
Wish you'd stop talking about your dick size/
It's blatant bullshit, it ain't as long as your thighs/
And while you rap on about how it's 3 feet wide/
You don't realise you'd never get that inside//
All you prove is your own inexperience/
The lies show you've had no real incidents/
This talk of having honeys swarming like flies-round-shit-stinks/***
The only thing on your parts are you own fucking FINGERPRINTS!//



* this NOW rhymes with ABOUT in my accent - it's a pronunciation thing
** 'owt = short version of "nowt" - Nothing - local dialect.
*** "flies round shit" - expression for getting mad attention
"shit-stinks" - like your rhymes.

Damn - that's a lot of explaining for one verse.
Had to explain since in a different accent to mine some of the rhymes don't work and I was using local terms.

[Inform]

Ashamed of myself for battlin Stiff, a person who gropes himself//
Gots a name like that, but ya as tiny as a limp elf... thats twelve//
Ya right dog, i do got betta thangs to talk about though//
Flip it to the subject of ya ugly ass bitch, i call a hoe//
The type that got no tits and hips, but likes to eat kibbles n' bits//
Sex?? She told me ya sucked...and that she was jus takin a sh*t//
Do me a favor....Stop freein' and battle some gators ya hata//
About to finish ya ass off now but then decided...ill finish ya lata//
Feelin like im in Ringlin' Brothers battlin this clown//
Dont frown dog.....I know this lil spit got ya down//
Dont eva battle me again if ya want a decent reputation//
The only way ya gettin any play is by playin playstation//
Ya tight bitch...'loosen ya self up 'Stiff' and breathe a little//
Before i smash ya face like a pancake,and eat ya like a McGriddle//

***McGriddle is a bangin breakfast sandwich made of pancakes thats served in Mcdonalds.....Not sure if they got em in Australia.

[STIFF_UK]

My name is in reference/ to my flexibility/
But I'm the preference/ with my next-ability//
Don't talk about me being a hater cos later/
Your girl will prove that you make-her a faker/
Noone likes you - you'll realise sooner or later/
You couldn't make friends if you became a QUAKER!*//
Talking shit like you do just proves you've no moves/
You're against a beginner and you're starting to lose//
You battle a newbie and that's the best you come up with?/
No comment on flow, punches or hits?/
The best rhyme you can use is tits and hips?/
Weak rhymes about my girl's bits? -- That's some shit.//
You don't upset me with rhymes about girls-son/
The reason is simple - I'm a hardcore Christian//
I don't have a girl entirely by choice see?/
It's a thing I've chosen called cel-i-ba-cee**/
I don't WANT any action until I marry/
Wheras you're on your own cos you're too fucking uglee***//



* Quaker = A member of the religeous "Society of Friends"
** Celibacy - Accent based rhyme
*** Ugly - Emphasis on the ee sound at end

[Bboy_Hypnotizer]

yo from the mic check 1 2/ I make ya pay ur dues

who taught this chump to rhyme wit such wackness
freestyle firepower go buck buck when I blast kids
stupid for postin in here and expectin not to get dissed
I bet the UK would be a better place if ya didnt exists
callin ya self STIFF but u budge when i insists
to question ur form and originality
*get ya sprite slogan shit away from me*

from the inner to the end rhyme/ HYPNO breakin it down with time


*look at his sig*

[Zodiak Stizo]

get off ur high horse since we kno u jock-ride dicks of all sorts//
cant mic check 1 two or free* bars if hoodini hypnotized u from the start//
stop tryin to 'break it down in time' when u should b tryin to 'break down ur rhymes'//
5th grade personal disses?ur idea of a punchline:
"My skill recedes farther than ur grandfather's hairline"//????
pop gats? u only pop soda cans and get discharged like unleaded carbon dated gas//
a comeback? who gave a fuck u were gone, better not knowin...
it made the time easily pass//
only reason i would notice when u drop is if u wrote ur whole shit in caps//
scrypts so sad i dont kno whether to comment the shit out or not skip over, sit back, read it, then laugh//

[flare78942]

That shit was fine but not as crunk as mines,
that shit was a penny , shit you far from a dime,
you think you can flow cause you use big words in your lines,
stupid ass fuck, he forgot to make them rhyme,
but its ok cause i'll do this shit for you,
unlike your flows, i'll promise not to bore you,
right now, i'm just gonna ignore you,
who would adore you?
not me and not even you,
your shit is softer than the dick of an eskimo,
when you grab the mic, the crowd said no no no,
then pulled out their blankets and went to sleep on tha flo,
they were knocked out before you shit even started,
you couldn't be the shit if you bent over and farted,
is this bitch retard, like he's rhyming with a dictionary,
you couldn't scary me if you were Jason in a fucking cemetry.