[machina]

2 Rounds.
No more than 8 bars.
First to 5 votes or 3-0.
Diss battle swearing okay

If you accept please respond so I will know if you accept or not

[Sutley]

Sure thing. You first.

[machina]

Yo im gonna set off this point right for you
That im going to annihilate you like Hitler did to the jews

And I don't mean physically, I mean lyrically
Cuz in this battle you're the soulja boy and im the jay z

You spit so much fire that it only makes a candle brighter
But I spit so much fire that you need to call the firefighters

Thats the difference in our lyrical level, might as well quit
Or be like bboy yell-O and don't respond to this

In real life you may have lost your friends and your family
But you will never ever lose your virginity

Even with a girlfriend, there will be no action at all
Because im the dude that shes fucking, whether at home or in the mall

In the end, rappers like you should have something else to do
Because im already dying from smoking too many rappers like you




yell-0 reference
yell-O and ringerINC

[Sutley]

How 'bout the loser leaves the Org after the winner's chosen,
So I can be the earthquake about to leave you homeless,
Breakin' porcelain plates and splittin' the Orient open,
To snag a gang of angry Asians claimin' "ma china's broken!"
Now the critics have spoken and your position is hopeless,
So grab a Gillette Mach 3 and go get your throat slit,
So we don't have to put up with bullshit two-bit rhymes,
From the only guy dumb enough to trip on "Watch Your Step" signs.
Yo, kid, is flipping allowed? 'Cause Hitler is mad,
Yeah, Germany called, they want their national colours back.
Mach's a guileless child, and against me he'll sonic boom,
And I ain't talkin' 'bout no mother fuckin' Street Fighter move,
I'm talkin' the hedgehog with too many golden rings consumed,
Can't move at the speed of sound when you've bit off more than you can chew.
Before you challenge this brute, dude, you need to improve,
'Cause you rap like you've got a mouth full of super glue.

[machina]

Mouth full of super glue? that’s kind of ironic
Cuz your mouths full of that stuff from sucking too many dicks
Can't move at the speed of sound, you may be right
That’s because my level is at the speed of light
And why did you mention a hedgehog in your rhymes
I knew you were gay, but you’re fuckin animals this time?
Plus the hate on the Asians, what is the big reason behind this?
Is it because we got the hottest girls and the best bboys on the planet
My flow is so tight, its tighter than your mom’s pussy
I know this because she was having sex with me
We did it in the kitchen; we made some babies
So don’t be surprised if your siblings are starting to resemble me
To wrap this battle up, Sutley please get off of Freestyle Rhyme Session
Why don’t you go back to youtube and do your video uploadin

[Sutley]

You're a homeless and hopeless hobo, last time I checked,
I'm battlin' a man rattlin' a can beggin' "GIVE ME RESPECT!!!!!!"
I got no Asian hate man, just deliverin' a rhyme,
It feels great when you land 'em, you ought to try it sometime.
Speakin' of Asians, for them isn't Math a genetic profession?
I guess you're the exception that can't count past seven,
'Cause that's twice now that you've missed the eight bar mark,
You don't get to call yourself "All Star" after two false starts.
This kid can't count to ten 'cause he ignored his own damn sign,
He's missin' three fingers after a handstand on a landmine,
Or was it nuclear fallout in Japan or demolitions in Vietnam?
Either way, you're just confused when you hear Asia's "da bomb."
You're doin' it wrong, get some flips you can properly execute,
I referenced Sega Genesis hedgehogs and made a Machery of you,
So hit me up for tips at jklsutley@hotmail.com,
'Cause bitch, you took my side by insulting my mom.

[Sutley]

Okay, now please vote and critique.

[bboybrake]

I like sutley's rhymes!!...i like the part when you said : From the only guy dumb enough to trip on "Watch Your Step" signs.

[B-Boy.FReaK]

Aiight first verse first...

Machina

wordplay

pretty much nonexistent so won't bother...

flow

it could've been aight, but ya just made a kink with this bar...

In real life you may have lost your friends and your family But you will never ever lose your virginity

doesn't go man... other than that, it's pretty generic, nothin' ill.

punches

...weak man, Hitler/Jew's too overplayed, and the firefighter bar was just... bad. I guess the only punch that could've landed (which didn't) was the Yell-O reference, but even that wasn't too well developed.

Sutley

wordplay

Mach3 was good, but that was about it. Other attempts (well apparently) just ended up being personals so won't bother with them.

flow

def got the upper hand, better inners, use of, albeit iffy, slants.. well won't even bother here, flow's pretty much undisputed.

punches

again, way better personals, but the sonic reference kinda dragged out. "Watch Your Step" reference was okay.

1st round: Sutley (altho ya could've broken ya stuff up w/ line signs)

[poisonivy]

JkLS

Tight punches and pretty much on point

In the first round, Machina started off talking about how much better he was lyrically when we hadn't even heard Sutley yet. A better approach'd be just to introduce your skillz, then respond to your superiority in the next round. Clever ending line.

Sutley's tone was consistent through the whole first round, brutal. I wasn't too clear with what was meant by the sonic boom part. And no, Mach, doesn't rap like his mouth's full of super glue, but it can pass 'cause he's shown a tighter delivery.

Now Mach is defending himself, but the disses aren't focused or creative. We know you didn't have sex with his mom, so if you bring it up, then rip it with something clever. Sutley was brutal with that "leave the Org." and your saying "please get off fss". Your tone isn't consistent with what you started with in the end. He kind of tilted you off a bit, I think.

In this last round, Sutley's throwing in all he can for the win. Even his own momma. I think he really wanted it. Sutley's good at finding faults and flipping 'em which is why his battling is to be respected.

I chose Sutley. His style is more mature and susinct if that's a good word. Machina isn't as seasoned, but better than I expected.

[B-Boy.FReaK]

Second Verse...

Machina

wordplay

...cmon man, ya gotta really get some wordplay goin' at least just from seein' the first round...

flow

kinks kinks kinks... ya just messed up this time around. Slants don't work, n some lines end up premature. ya ain't rhymin nemore.

punches

okay, gay punches were bad enough but pussy/mom references are too dam overplayed too man. Ya gotta come up w/ somethin' better, n where's the flip? other than the asian reference which really just sounds like u bein defensive. weak man weak.

Sutley

wordplay

I'll take machery haha. well yea, although it's nothin too ill, ya still got it in. ups

flow

pushed in a multi, which didn't sound too bad I guess (lil' forced, but passable). decent inners, slants were def better than the first round. no need to go further.

punches

ehhh math punch was okay, nothin' too killer. bomb punch was decent albeit kinda just popped up outta nowhere. overall def better punches.

2nd verse: Sutley

Winner: Sutley

[machina]

Vote and critique!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bizzare_101]

ok well 1st up.. bboy brake's vote dont count.. you wanna vote kid hit up the rules on voting there is a thread for it... 2nd..

Machina - your verse was extremely weak and should have been laughed at. that goes for the 2nd one as well... you need to open your mind.. you had no good ideas in your verse's at all and your 2nd one.. well i read the whole thing thinking "the fuck is this kid tryin to say to him?!?!" total crap...

Sultey - you wrecked the poor little noob in this one you punches were pretty good concidering your oppenants lack of talent.. i dont have anything else to say to you but you wrecked him considering that he was more likely to give you head then a strong verse...............

Vote -- Sultey

[BbOyJeOpArDy]

sutley.

[RingerINC]

sutley rocks it 4-0