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how do ya do turtle suicide?? can anione help me??

[Scratch]

Well... i can't do suicides, but i can do turtle drops, so maybe its the same...

For a turtle drop, u just jump in the air, parallel with the ground, then when your about to hit the ground, extend ur arms and catch urself by easing in with ur arms into ur abs. So for a turtle suidide, ud just have to be ready to land like that.

[m3rn]

Any pics or videos?

[bboy-hypernova]

i thought turtle suicide
was u pump up, rotate, and land on ur back?

u gonna have to be pretty strong to pump high enough

[lunchead]

To do a turtle suicide you must first be a turtle. This would only happen if both your parents are turtles.
Turtle suicide is tricky, unlike a person climbing to the top of a building takes a lot of time for a turtle so dont try do jump off a building. turtles do not have opposable thumbs so you wont be able to hold a razor to slit your wrist or use a gun. Most people wont sell poison to a turtle so your best bet is to dive and hold your breath till you drown which may take a while cuz yur a turtle. It would work cuz u dont have gills.
Why do you want to kill yourself though? I admire your species especially after the second ninja turtles movie which was the bomb.

[shikamaru23`]

LOLasfhadfjaghadfgafgaf

[thunderhetz]

Originally Posted by lunchead

To do a turtle suicide you must first be a turtle. This would only happen if both your parents are turtles.
Turtle suicide is tricky, unlike a person climbing to the top of a building takes a lot of time for a turtle so dont try do jump off a building. turtles do not have opposable thumbs so you wont be able to hold a razor to slit your wrist or use a gun. Most people wont sell poison to a turtle so your best bet is to dive and hold your breath till you drown which may take a while cuz yur a turtle. It would work cuz u dont have gills.
Why do you want to kill yourself though? I admire your species especially after the second ninja turtles movie which was the bomb.

....LOL!!!!!

ok.. it wasent that what he/she ment :P.. im sure you know that
but deam you got me ...lol!!!!

[flying_steps]

i wanna see the second ninja turtles movie!!!!!!!!! i didnt knoe one existed O_o

[B-boystealth]

I think you go from a turtle/turtle freeze, then you lift up, and land laying flat on your back

[zimster]

i imagine it's just pumping up from turtle position and twist around, landing flat on your back. but doing a 360 or 540 while you're at it.... thats =/

[Kip-Up King3:16]

Are you talking about this suicide(this clip is me from back in Feb i believe)

[zimster]

yeah that's a turtle suicide, just.. forwards instead of sideways

i think they're all turtle suicides, but that's probably way harder

dope, btw

[B-boystealth]

ya that clips the one I do, its not as hard as it looks, well at least for me

[just.a.bgirl]

Originally Posted by lunchead

To do a turtle suicide you must first be a turtle. This would only happen if both your parents are turtles.
Turtle suicide is tricky, unlike a person climbing to the top of a building takes a lot of time for a turtle so dont try do jump off a building. turtles do not have opposable thumbs so you wont be able to hold a razor to slit your wrist or use a gun. Most people wont sell poison to a turtle so your best bet is to dive and hold your breath till you drown which may take a while cuz yur a turtle. It would work cuz u dont have gills.
Why do you want to kill yourself though? I admire your species especially after the second ninja turtles movie which was the bomb.

LOL!!!!!

anyways... that youtube video is "no longer available." does any one know of any others that show a correct turtle suicide... not a turtle trying to slit it's wrists. lol.

[Turtle-Master]

ya.. that video is deff. a turtle suicide.. its not as hard as it looks