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KANYE WEST CELEBRATES 30TH BIRTHDAY.
Kanye turned 30 last thursday, and celebrated at a Louis Vuitton store in New York. Everyone from Jay-Z & Usher to Fall Out Boy was there. There's a bigass list somewhere on Mtv.Com if you want know to know who was there.
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PARIS HILTON... BACK IN JAIL! When does it end.
After turning herself in, Paris ended up serving 5 days in jail.
Her original sentence, was around 45 days. Then judge turned it into 23 days.
Then for some reason, when she actually went to jail, it was just 5 days. Now, after the cops had her in custody at her own house, she is now scheduled to serve her original 45 day sentence.
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50 CENT THREATNENS TO 'FIRE EVERBODY' IN G-UNIT!
50 Cent is a boss above all, and he talks G-Unit business in the July issue of Vibe, making it clear that some members of the crew should keep their résumés current. "I'll fire everybody," he said. "I don't give a f---. They're capable of all of their responsibilities, but when they start slacking, they gotta get the f--- outta here." Young Buck gets a good performance review — "He is the clean-up man because he's actually selling" — with one caveat: "Sometimes he says things without being totally conscious of what he's saying, so he's gonna make mistakes."
And Tony Yayo, well, he's set for life. "Yayo can't be dropped, period," 50 explained. "He doesn't even need to sell records. As long as I'm breathing, he's gonna be good. And if I'm not breathing, then he's gonna be real good." That's right, 50 confirmed: Yayo's in the will. For more on 50's future plans — including his thoughts on retirement.
50 Cent Calls Justin 'A Huge Talent' | Video | MTV News RAW: 50 Cent | MTV
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TIMBALAND ARRESTED AFTER A BRAWL.
Music Producer and occasional rapper, Timbaland was arrested by German Police on Sunday after he and members of his entourage allegedly sent a young man to the hospital after a fight outside of a hotel in Cologne, Germany.
According to German Reports, Timbaland and a friend attacked a man outside of Hotel Intercontinental Sunday night after a Justin Timberlake concert. The argument reportedly started when the man who is only being identified as “Robert F” became “visibly upset” over his girlfriend talking to Timbaland.
Timbaland then attacked the man after the Robert called him a N*gger. He and 2 friends carried the fight outside the Hotel Bar where Timbaland was arrested and the Robert was sent to the hospital.
He was released on $1,000 bail early Monday morning.
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GERMAN TRAIN DRIVER DIES PEEING OUT THE DOOR AT 70 MPH!
A German train driver has died after apparently falling out the door as he was relieving himself while the train was traveling at 70 mph. His body was found beside the tracks with his trousers open.
The practice is reportedly not uncommon but most drivers relieve themselves at lower speeds. Authorities first became aware there was a problem when the train stopped because the 'dead man's switch' was not pressed at the required interval.
Maik Brandenburger, from the train driver's union, said, "It is not at all unusual that staff relieve themselves out of an open door while driving. With only one driver they cannot take a leak otherwise."
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Timbaland is helping in the production of Duran Duran's new album.
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Fatman Scoop and his wife are getting their own show on MTV. Im assuming based on their life together. I think he had to leave, world-famous radio station,
Hot97 if im not mistaken. Someone in NY, correct me if im wrong? Not sure.
-Don't know if anyone seen the tape, (posted it here a while back), but
Akon threw a kid into the audience after that kid threw a piece of pretzel at him during his performance. Well now, the kid is taking legal actions and
Akons lawyers are 'ready for it' and say that Akon did 'nothing that was criminal'. Stupid kid.
-Church in Manchester demanding that Sony apologises and make a donation to it, after being recreated in the
PlayStation 3 game, "Resistance: Fall of Man".
-Many british children, think carrots grow on trees.
-Scottland is apperantly the 'Wost Small Country' in western Europe, this after an index was compiled by the Federation of Small Businesses.
-Toyota has sued a couple of pornsites, for using their trademarked name, LEXUS, as a name for one of their porstars... "Lexus Cash."
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Rumor: Although he has recently denied it, some people were starting to say
Russell Simmons (guy from Phat Farm) was gay. Dumb.
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Rumor:
Nas supposely, has stolen $40,000 dollars from a club in Hungary. That's right, sources say that he was suppose to do a performance at a club but he never showed.
EDIT- This has been confirmed as miscommunication, I think no money was exchanged and he didn't show because the club wasn't ready.
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Rumor: Anyone heard that ANNOYING song "Lip Gloss"? Well it's by a girl named
Lil Mama (don't look it up if you don't know, trust me). Well her and
Huey, the guy with that other ANNOYING song, "Pop, Lock, & Drop it" are dating.
