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HIP HOP PRODUCER, MARLEY MARL, SUFFERS HEART ATTACK.

Pioneering Hip-Hop producer Marley Marl suffered a heart attack yesterday (June 5) sources told AllHipHop.com.

While details are sketchy, sources said Marley Marl, born Marlon Williams, is in a New York area hospital and is in stable condition.

Marley Marl is one of the most influential producers in the history of Hip-Hop.

In the early 80's and 90's, Marley crafted seminal records for rappers like Eric B. & Rakim, MC Shan, Big Daddy Kane, LL Cool J, TLC, Masta Ace and Kool G. Rap.
Marley Marl's Juice Crew was also involved in rap's most famous feud with KRS-One and Boogie Down Productions, a beef which produced a number of classic Hip-Hop singles like "The Bridge" by MC Shan and KRS One's answer record, "The Bridge is Over."

Marley Marl and KRS One have since ended their feud and released an album together titled Hip-Hop Lives (check out the video, in the YouTube Section!), which was released last month via Koch Records.

Representatives for the producer would not release any details as of press time, but asked fans to pray for Marley Marl's speedy recovery.
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LADY GETS ADVERTISEMENT TATTOOED ON HER FOREHEAD.

A mother had her forehead tattooed with the web address of a gambling site after auctioning off advertising space on her head to pay for her son's school fees.

Karolyne Smith has to live with a permanent billboard on her forehead after she accepted Goldenpalace.com's offer of $10,000 for the 'advertising space'. She needed the money to send her son Brady to a private school.

I have a pic, but this thing won't accept the format. My bad!
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PARIS HILTON OUT OF JAIL... ALREADY. Ugh...

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton has not only had her sentence cut short, she is already out of jail!

Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.

She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of five days -- the normal stay for a violation of this kind. Her five days began Sunday night and concluded early Thursday morning.

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$2,000,000 IF YOU SOLVE 'ETERNITY 2' PUZZLE BOARD GAME.

Tomy the giant games company is about to launch its Eternity 2 puzzle.
The company is offering 2 million dollars to the first person to solve the enigmatic puzzle. Ertl marketed the original game and it sold half a million units in eighteen months.

It is anticipated that Tomy will sell one million units in the initial sales period. The launch is set for July 28 with the first 'scrutiny period' set for December 31. If the puzzle is solved the winner will be announced then.

Tomy boss Robert Mann stated, "Most people will be able to complete 95% of the puzzle. It's the final 5% that is the most difficult."

ShortNews - the News-Community

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MAN SUES DRINK COMPANY, FOR GETTING AN ERECTION.

A man is suing the makers of a drink called Boost Plus, saying that it gave him an extended, painful erection that wouldn't go away and required surgery. The man, who we will call "Lucky," had a case of severe priapism, and required a shunt to make his erection go away.

TheFeed would like it to be known that severe, long-lasting, painful erections are not to be made fun of. There is nothing funny about running around with a hard penis that just won't go down, no matter what you do with it. And a shunt in your penis is also no laughing matter. Under any circumstances. Nor is it at all funny to say the word penis, or write it, or even think about it.

BreitBart.com: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1
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50 CENT IS RETIRING?

Rapper 50 Cent recently announced he is taking a five year break between albums coming up soon.
Yes, the New York rapper told MTV news that after his next two projects — both of which are nearly completed — he won't feel the need to drop an album as often as he has so far in his career.

"Em ain't put out an album in five years," 50 said. "It builds anticipation because he's away. And he really doesn't enjoy what comes with the success. He likes to just be away a lot more, just be shy toward people. And then the less common you appear, the bigger your celebrity. So then he isolates himself, [and] he becomes more popular. People are more excited."

http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/pos....html#readmore
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CRAZY GUY ON AIRPLANE, OWNED BY OLD PEOPLE!
lol... check out the last paragraph.

When a rowdy young man on a Boston-bound Northwest Airlines flight started screaming things like, "Your lives are going to change today forever," on a plane packed with travelers, 65-year old ex-cop Bob Hayden was there to put the smack down.

Bob flagged down a flight attendant to let her know that he was an ex-cop and if she needed assistance in restraining the man, he'd be happy to oblige. The attendant worked out a signal for Bob for if and when she needed help. It wasn't long before landing that the flight attendant signaled Bob.

After most of the young men on the plane had refused to help Bob, the ex-cop recuited another silver-haired hero sitting next to him, an ex-Marine, to go and handle the crazy guy at the front of the plane. Working together, the two men restrained the passenger and stood guard until the plane landed safely in Boston.

The fact that two old men totally pwnd and made all the younger guys on the plane look like wusses (reaffirming TheFeed's theory that all young people are more or less useless) is pretty awesome in its own right, but that's not the best part of the story.

Bob's wife was sitting next to him while all this ruckus was going down, but barely bothered to look up from her book. We'll let her explain:

The woman sitting in front of us was very upset and asked me how I could just sit there reading. Bob's been shot at. He's been stabbed. He's taken knives away. He knows how to handle those situations. I figured he would go up there and step on somebody's neck, and that would be the end of it. I knew how that situation would end. I didn't know how the book would end.

Graying duo keep passenger in check - The Boston Globe
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+++++++++ QUICKSTERS! ...quicksters? Wtf? +++++++++++

-DMX is going on tour, starting June 15 in NYC. He suppose to hit 17 cities, and his greatest hits album, The Definition of X: Pick of the Litter, drops on June 12.

-Did anyone see that video going around, of Akon throwing his fan in the air- and waving like he just don't care? Some guy threw shit at Akon during a performance, and Akon laid down the smack down. Peep!
Akon Goes WWE on Fan

-The iPhone, official drop June 29. Man, I want one so bad.

-Vermont (A state in the U.S.) is trying to become it's on own country... wtf?

-Some stupidass guy that stole stuff from Berlin's Technical Museum got caught, after he returned for his middle finger... which was cut off in fence, when he was trying to escape with the goods. Idiot!

-Old, but The Game was arrested for pulling a gun out during a basketball in a school zone sometime in february. Just last month, he was arrested (check out the video, he does a crazy/scary/funnyass face!) -and now his out on $50,000 bail.

[Fatalz]

dumb paris hilton

"I knew how that situation would end. I didn't know how the book would end."
thats funny

[StylistiC-SMiLeY]

My good will goes out to Marley Marl and his family. I hope he's OK.

[RingerINC]

man akon seriously did get wwe on that kids ass.

then sang lonely...

[PopTrunk]

Wow, I had just seen Marley on BET like last week and he looked fine. That's crazy.

LoL @ $2,000,000 for solving a puzzle game. Those things must be like 5 billion pieces.

LOL! @ Akon shit.

That 50 Cent and Game stuff is old.
Where are the rumors? You don't have any rumors like last time.